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# Policecats are always vigilant
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:41, archived)
# tsk. fucking cats cashing in on the simon craze
have they no shame?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:42, archived)
# And
only a two button Simon. How boring would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:46, archived)
# tricky tho
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:46, archived)
# can you imagine
how awful one button simon would be?

That would make all existance pointless
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# it would be boring and pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:54, archived)
# Wouldn't
it be a "F5" button?
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:55, archived)
# no
because there is something new almost nearly everytime you press F5


unless there is some persistant spunt knocking about on a friday
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:00, archived)
# 1. Okay, let's go. Remember to think as the president, not as you, as you're no president. So when are you planning to wake up this morning?


6am
Midday
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Don't be silly, Simon is my OTHER cat
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:01, archived)
# I've
changed my mind about genetic enhancements.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:07, archived)
# not another yank for fooks sake!
??
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:45, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with yanks
as long as they're had in private and you clean up properly afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:46, archived)
# There's nothing wrong
with Amerib3tans. As long as we're cooked properly.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:48, archived)
# hey
ugly, how bout you get prettier!
Amerib3tans: 1 You: 0
(Armer Farmer, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# may i just point out the following
1) that was soooooooooooo american
2) he actually referred to himself as an amerib3tan, therefore nullifying it anyway.

0-0 i think!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# hey stupid
1) in case you didn't notice, i was meaning to be very american
2) You have bad teeth
(Armer Farmer, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:54, archived)
# daphne and celeste
nuff said :)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:57, archived)
# being a stupid american,
i don't follow.
(Armer Farmer, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:58, archived)
# your lucky
they were shit
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:00, archived)
# listen,
1) I'm right.
2) You're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:58, archived)
# Could be worse
could be Canuck.
Where's Rawr when you need some northern back up.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:54, archived)
# take the nationalism here please
www.netcartoon.net/naaas/forum.php

nothing interesting ever comes from this debate
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:54, archived)
# i scored unbelievably intelligent
for my nationality. Thank you very much
(Armer Farmer, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:55, archived)
# managed to get above 2 then?
admittedly i am rather fond of the US, just can't beat a good old pointless debate before going to bed and watching late night TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:56, archived)
# if by two you mean 2 wrong then yes
im not sure what i just said...
(Armer Farmer, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:57, archived)
# don't worry about it
lets unite and take the piss out of the norweigans
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:59, archived)
# Huge thanks
Have to check that board out.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:58, archived)
# always use a probe to ensure they reach 65 degree's
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# ahem
75 degrees

then 63 degrees holding temp
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# basic food hygiene!
1)5-65 is dangerous bacteria breeding zone
2)Rats poo on food apparently
3)Jamming your cock into an uncooked turkey trapped in the powder draw of a washing machine is not hygienic.

edit: (you're right though, it is supposed to be cooked to 75ish to kill the little bleeders, otherwise they're dormant.)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:54, archived)
# almost...
1) 8 - 62 is dangerous
2) rats poo anywhere in a food produce environment
3) An uncooked turkey would never fit into a powder draw of a washing machine
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:57, archived)
# ok, so it's been a few years
and you only have to trap the leg in the powder draw, it allows for free movement then
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:58, archived)
# Are you crazy?
We have to reach *76* degrees or illness is guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# no no
it's definitely 75.
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:54, archived)
# We're
only here 'cause most of our UK brethren are already pissed and passed out.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:47, archived)
# good point.
every night i am amazed anew at the time difference.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:48, archived)
# And
then someone from NZ shows up and screws up everyones head.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Hey!
I resemble that remark...
(clutch puppy, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)
# it is
much like you?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# I suppose you may have a point there.....
I was wondering where they had all gone !
However, must say I've just finished clearing up after a very pleasant dinner party, including excellent wines etc .. and now settling back into my captains chair in front of the cmptr with a bottle of Grahams LBV port, thinking, 'Why are those yanks such a bunch of twunts?'
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# Are you in any way associated
with The Chap magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:55, archived)
# is that something to do with
what you get at the top of your legs when it's a cold day? I didn't know they had a magazine about it. Is it interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:59, archived)
# It wouldn't be gay time without us!
...and with that said, I take a short intermission to eat my dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:48, archived)
# would it be gay time
without me?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)
# Yoiks! Is Dagenham in America now?
/me checks out the window for surfeit of obese people
Hmm, come to think of it, you might be on to something there....
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# and there's NOTHING worng with that!
(yakmonkey, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# *seconds that*
oy yak, you been watching the patriots at all?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 1:57, archived)