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[challenge entry] Virgin

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(Dr_Seuss, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:10, archived)
# christ

people aren't supposed to be that colour
(vork and burlap, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:11, archived)
# Did you see David Dickinson on Rolf's Portrait show
he practically cried he was so touched by one painting of him in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:12, archived)
# i'm so glad i don't watch tv

(vork and burlap, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:15, archived)
# I remember Dale Winton
interviewing Vic and Bob on the lotery program once.

Vic was drawing a portrait of Dale and Bob leaned over and said, "Vic - do you want me to get you an orange pen?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:16, archived)
# i'm so glad i don't watch tv
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:16, archived)
# we need more vic and bob on tv

but not in a shooting stars capacity
(vork and burlap, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:18, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly
I would like to see them given carte blanche to come up with an entirely new show.

It would probably be genius, but a ratings disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:20, archived)
# yep

and they'd probably put it on bbc 3

cunts
(vork and burlap, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:22, archived)
# Don't you remember their Family battle challenge show thing?
They did create the random amazingly wonderful Leo Sayer piggy backing on a treadmill moment from stuff like that

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:26, archived)
# surely one of television's greatest moments
(vork and burlap, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:28, archived)
# I really liked Vic's Vic Reeves Examines...
where he met and showed off his drawings to Johnny Vegas and other people while discussing odd things with them

www.btinternet.com/~jp1885/reeves-mortimer/exam/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:22, archived)
# ooh, i never heard of that

(vork and burlap, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:25, archived)
# the underwater fish people was wonderful
he would draw (before the show) his interpretations of the subject and invite comments from the guest near the end of each show.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:28, archived)
# dear god
she's ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:11, archived)
# How the hell...
does she manage to keep those titties covered?
(taintedzodiac, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:12, archived)
# I think she gave up on that idea long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:12, archived)
# She usually doesn't
I am more amazed by the fact her brain can keep her breathing. It must be permenantly straining at full capacity every time she has to eat or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:14, archived)
# she falls over if she walks and talks at the same time

FACT*

*to me
(vork and burlap, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:15, archived)
# haha, I see the irony.
Does she come from the same lands as David Dickinson?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:12, archived)
# makes me proud
to be pale
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:13, archived)
# would someone
have the kindness to explain this to me? i don't get it at all. what does it have to do with david dickinson?
(acheta, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:17, archived)
# do an altavista image search on him
and compare the hue :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:18, archived)
# hm
okay ;-)
(acheta, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 3:22, archived)
# wow
lisa simpson has grown up good!
(Caleefornian, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 6:09, archived)