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[challenge entry] this count?

it is real by the way

From the The Inanimate Sex Challenge challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

('Andeh', Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:16, archived)
# *thinks of the children*
Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:17, archived)
# "what did you do Friday night Quonge?"
Had a few drinks and watched a short film of a helicopter shagging a shark
(gowithnoakes, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# surely the shark is a living thing?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:19, archived)
# thats what i was thinking :(
shall i take it outta the comp?
('Andeh', Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Neither of them
are particularly inanimate, no.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:22, archived)
# The helicopter counts.
"inanimate" means "non-living", not "non-moving".
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:22, archived)
# It
actually means both, but I'm too tired and grouchy to enter into a semantic discussion. Woo the the pic btw, not wanting to seem rude or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Well, yeah.
But there is still an inanimate object having sex in the picture.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:22, archived)
# The bridge
likes to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:23, archived)
# that
sir is fantabulous

woo
yay
houpla
(BigBobbyh, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:21, archived)
# that's great!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Maybe not quite compo
but that's still hilarious. What an odd pairing. It's a match made in b3ta!
(pugget, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 0:15, archived)