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# Pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:36, archived)
# groan!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Badum-tish.
That reminds me: there was a news story a few months ago, last summer kind of time, about a crazy woman who force-fed her baby daughter a ridiculous amount of salt in order to deliberately fuck her up. She got caught and arrested and was taken to court, and - this is absolutely true - she was charged with assault. ASSAULT. Just assault. Not GBH, not neglect, not any of the other names they have for harming people. ASSAULT. Genius.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# it is genius!
There was a picture in the paper of a gas man checking a boiler for leaks using...a lighter!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:46, archived)
# The difference there is that you don't feel quite so guilty for laughing at the gas man.
Which, unfortunately, makes it less funny than the assault girl.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:48, archived)
# it's just
mindblowingly stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:50, archived)
# and even more unfortunately, I
know people who do that. Pity they're still alive I s'pose! Chasing a leak with a lighter? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# oldies
goodies

i like
(treehugger anti-everything, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:41, archived)
# gooooooodies!
Goody goody yum yum.

/1973 throwback :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 0:11, archived)