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[challenge entry] Hope this hasn't been done.

From the The Inanimate Sex Challenge challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(Mr Lawrence, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Yay
Great idea, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:36, archived)
# groan!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Badum-tish.
That reminds me: there was a news story a few months ago, last summer kind of time, about a crazy woman who force-fed her baby daughter a ridiculous amount of salt in order to deliberately fuck her up. She got caught and arrested and was taken to court, and - this is absolutely true - she was charged with assault. ASSAULT. Just assault. Not GBH, not neglect, not any of the other names they have for harming people. ASSAULT. Genius.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# it is genius!
There was a picture in the paper of a gas man checking a boiler for leaks using...a lighter!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:46, archived)
# The difference there is that you don't feel quite so guilty for laughing at the gas man.
Which, unfortunately, makes it less funny than the assault girl.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:48, archived)
# it's just
mindblowingly stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:50, archived)
# and even more unfortunately, I
know people who do that. Pity they're still alive I s'pose! Chasing a leak with a lighter? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# oldies
goodies

i like
(treehugger anti-everything, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:41, archived)
# gooooooodies!
Goody goody yum yum.

/1973 throwback :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 0:11, archived)
# That offends me greatly
I am opposed to battery farming, so battery fucking is completely wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:39, archived)
# that's nice
I like it

hello everyone. I trust we are all well
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# I am indeed well
and also using Firebird.

My word, it's rather spiffing, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:42, archived)
# it is
now that i've sorted out my problems with the aid of Witchy...he's a very very very nice man
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Some of us are sick.
All are well. Probably.
I have no authority on the matter; for all I know everybody else on the board has some obscure tropical cancer that I can't even spell. That's unlikely though. There's very little that I can't spell.
"Conflagration", for instance. I can spell that.
Or "posthumous".
Or "emfizeema"... okay, maybe I can't spell that. Unless I spelled it right, in which case I can spell it and I knew that.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:46, archived)
# oh...
but are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# friction
kinetically fornicationally woo.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:42, archived)
# yay
kineticallyfornicationallywooshus

even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
(treehugger anti-everything, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:44, archived)