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[challenge entry] For Maximum Enjoyment, Serve Cold

Thanks to Spockinasockwithaholeatthetop for plenty ideas

From the The Inanimate Sex Challenge challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# oh my dial up hates you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:51, archived)
# its only 149k
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:52, archived)
# that still doesn't stop my
dial up hating you. That bastard thing has problems with anything over 100k
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# I'm Truly Sorry
i will attempt to make em smaller in the future
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:57, archived)
# nah don't worry about me
I can cope
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:59, archived)
# (insert smutty innuendo about how she likes 'em large)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:00, archived)
# lol
mind reader
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:02, archived)
# maybe
it's just that first frame -- set for a very long interval?
(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)
# all frames set for 2 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:56, archived)
# strange
I've got broadband, and that first frame is taking forever and ever each time.

Then again, I'm a bit hungover.

Nicely done, anyway. Beersex has long been a favorite of mine.

(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Well done for using firebird!
Afternoon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:56, archived)
# danke
good afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:01, archived)
# I've decided that my current school has completely put me off
teaching in the lowest ability schools. Bleh, plus I will be spending most of the weekend reinstalling everything on my computer. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:03, archived)
# did you
hear about that doctor from oxford? His daughter was really bored in school because she's incredibly intelligent so he sent her to private school but said oxfordshire council should pay the fees because her being intelligent was a disability requiring special facilities...he lost the case and his daughter diserves a good slapping. They interviewed her and i felt a powerful urge to smack the braces out of her face
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Haven't you heard?
Every character trait is a disability now.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# I generally find
the children who have been mollycoddled and told repeatedly how clever they are are usually nothing special. Dunno if Lethe has found this to be true or not: though from his updates I think just teaching someone who could read would be a bonus to him at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Sheer brilliance in a can!!!
Most Woosome, sir! Tis the loony-bin for you, I'm afraid!
(Spockinasock, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)