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[challenge entry] Geoffrey tried to be brave
but he could feel the tears welling up inside. He was trying SO hard to fit in in this strange country. Why did they hate him so much?


From the Daily Mail World challenge. See all 212 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:50, archived)
# awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Very good indeed
poor kitty...
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:51, archived)
# Grrrrr!
Come over here, stealing our Tabbies jobs!
(Marwood, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:51, archived)
# nooooooooooo.
poor geoffrey.

i have siamese cats, they're the best cats in existence.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:51, archived)
# nah, damn greyscale
i have burmese! yay for pedigree!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:53, archived)
# well, i've got two siamese
and a tonkinese, which is a cross between a siamese and a burmese, so nyah. i have the best of all feline worlds.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:54, archived)
# my neighbour has a tonkinese
we call him "tonks"
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:56, archived)
# that is creativity
beyond belief

(mine's louise)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Bluepoint, sealpoint, or half tab?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:55, archived)
# blue point.
and i used to have a lilac point.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 19:05, archived)
# There's a crazy sealpoint
that lives next door. Gooooooooooorgeous. But utterly bonkers. She rubs her fanny on trees.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 19:07, archived)
# ha ha, yes, they're all crazy to some extent.
but all lovely cats.
can't think what the fanny rubbing is, other than scent marking.
unless she's got impacted anal glands.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 19:12, archived)
# awwww
he can come live with me
I'll hide him from the authorities
(KnitWit, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:52, archived)
# Awwww! No!
Cat racism is a horrible thing.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:52, archived)
# Awwww, poor Geoffrey.
Can the next challenge please be The Guardian rather than The Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:56, archived)
# "White Volvo Man"
who replies to all the questions with "That's a very complicated issue. I think in some sense we are all to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Trouble is, we wouldn't be allowed say 'cunt'. In case some humourless carpet muncher got raggy.

Oh God. What's happening to me? It must be all this Daily Mailesque stuff going on. I'm off to look at some tastelessly inauthentic lipstick lesbian porn.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)
# seconded
The Mail is making me as sad as Geoffrey.
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 19:01, archived)
# my favourite so far
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 19:03, archived)