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# HELLOES
I'd rather like to pimp my new website.

phil-cam.tripod.com/

Um yeah, maximum pimpage. I can tie this in with the site because... um... you can all steal the pictures free of charge and.. um.. do mean things to them. Yes. That's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# suck my
fat one
apparently
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# i had a rather unpleasent and graphic dream last night which involved all the flesh being ripped off my knees
and the top part of my lower legs


just thought you might like to know
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# eew
Well, that was err, nice
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# the memory of it has been freaking the hell out of me all day
it really was quite realistic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Last weekend I had a terrifying and by now vague nightmare, worst part was headign down a dark lane to meet somebody who was waiting to kill me
I sensed something come at me from the side and reacted.
Unfortunately my missus had realised I was having a nightmare and tried to wake me, so put out her hand.
In my dream, I tried grabbing at whatever was coming at me, and to my horror woke up realising I'd grabbed a wrist.

Nearly had a heart attack - what a way to wake up! :)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# this happened because i was dragged along a really rough road on my knees
there was a bit flap of skin and gristle

it's scarring my mind
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# ow
I just remembered when I was little falling off a roundabout with my arm caught in it as others spun it as fast as possible

ripped up my knees pretty bad

funny how things don't scar so much when they happen to you as a child
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# eeeh i gots it working
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Aargh!
*clutches legs in sympathy*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Ok
Why?
do you have naughty legs?
Very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Worst site i've ever seen
now cock off before I start feeling fluffy!

"I was told to mock a spoon so I did"
What kind of moronic crap is that?


(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# ...
it's still spam

10–COCKOFF
20–GOTO 10

edit: Okay, that was unfluffy, and you are genuine in your appeal. So, here is what I suggest. If you want us to use your pictures, please make surte that they are a high resolution and that they are clear and not blurry.

Please keep with it! And welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# I KNOW
I KNOW It's awful, I'm so sorry :(

But it's just something I whipped up.

*cocks off*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# and don't do it again!
I hope you've learnt your lesson!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# no no!
please read my edits!

and welcome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Damn
how dare you be fluffy! Now i'm feeling fluffy too! I hate group pressure!

Welcome to the board mate, no hard feelings eh pal?

*slaps jovially on the back*

Just remember the guidelines are there for a reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# ooh pop-ups.
special...
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
#
unbifurcated garments are swell.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# hehe
I knew it was awful when I posted it. I've never been very skilled with websites, which sucks. I just wanted to pimp myself cos I have an odd fascination with wanting to see myself get fucked over in a picture.

And it takes a lot to offend me, so un-fluffyness doesn't bother me. RIP ME APART. Or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Come on mate!
keep trying, seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# no thanks
I gave at the office
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:14, archived)