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# A bunch of dicks...
Richard the Lionheart
Richard Burton
Richard Briers (from the Good Life)
Richard O’Brien (Crystal Maze)
Richard Madeley (Wife of Judy Finnigan)
Richard Gere (Pet Lover)
Richard Harris (Hellraiser! Now Dead)
Richard Dreyfuss (The one with the beard from Jaws)
Richard Nixon (…)
RIchard Beckinsale (Father of Kate from Porridge)
Richard Greene (Robin Hood)
Cliff Richard
Richard Littlejohn (Columnist)
Richard Attenborough (Jurassic Park)
Little Richard (Little Richard)
Richard Reid (Shoe Bomber)
Richard Branson (Virgin with beard)
Richard Wilson (“I don’t believe it”)
Richard Cromwell (2nd Lord Protector of England)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:38, archived)
# richard beckinsale == great
richard briers was ok

the rest arse all a bit crap

apart from littlejohn who has a special circle reserved in my private hell
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:40, archived)
# Oh
Godber. ("Father of Kate"?)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:42, archived)
# i thought that
but let it slide... they may be young
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:44, archived)
# Father of Kate Beckinsale
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:50, archived)
# yes i know that, but i think richard beckinsale
can be recognised on his own merits
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:52, archived)
# I agree.
I thought there was confusion relating to the "father of Kate" comment. I see the confusion was mine. A few series of London's Burning and a vampire flick tell me it is wrong to worship her arse.

(wankity wank wank wank)
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:56, archived)
# no her arse is cracking
(no pun intended)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:59, archived)
# That arse would give me "the gush" if I...
oh, never mind. It's too rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)
# too rude
for b3ta? :-o

edit: Jam fan?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)
# I spent many a Thursday night listening to the work of the Messiah on Radio 1.
"It's nice, but it's not the same."
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)
# Hmmm ... Richard the Third
(rhyming slang)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:40, archived)
# having a poo?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:42, archived)
# yep,
or something nasty you stand in.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:43, archived)
# turd
mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:44, archived)
# Piss fungus
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Urea
Quorn
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Richard (GrandmaOfShoes)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:41, archived)
# i always failed to grasp
that rick was short for richard....
(inablender, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:43, archived)
# bahaha
call me Rick or Grandma
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:43, archived)
# Ok
Grick...

dammit
(inablender, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:49, archived)
# unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:50, archived)
# what about
that richard of york guy, that gave battle in vain
or sumthink
(Fragrent Vagrant, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:55, archived)
# He had 10,000 men
No wonder he lost the battle
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)
# is that really
the same dude that god the shit kicked out of him.
(Fragrent Vagrant, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)
# If he hadn't spent all his time fucking about on hills his men may have
had some energy left to chop up the enemy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)
# i know
who the fuck checks whethere they are up or down or neither. when he did that , he was surely on a highway to hell
(Fragrent Vagrant, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)
# who
who like invented richards being called dicks anyway
(Fragrent Vagrant, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)
# probably
some jealous guy called William
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)
# i took this just now
through a pair of binoculars


but the focusing was really hard - i just took random photos and hoped one was right - because all i had to go on was the tiny low-rez camera screen. (i have a canon a70) how can i do it accuratly? any ideas?

ps. don't worry, the moon men have not dug a large canal system, it's a twig.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:09, archived)
#
Trying not to sound like Joel when I say this, but:

"I love the moon now." It's ripe, full, sexy.
(Amer3tan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:11, archived)
# like yer mum
sorry, I seem to have been saying that a lot recently.

Cool picture for being taken through binoculars, I tried that once and just got rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)
# that's no...
...oh no wait, it is, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)
# Here's my effort...


Too big? Sod off.
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:48, archived)
# jeebus!
*falls off the board*


(you did well to get that below 100k!)
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 3:56, archived)
# crop
the fucker
(really nice pic though)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 4:08, archived)
# we missed one,
Richard Frisky, or in the phone book Frisky, Dick.
(The If has remembered this site., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)