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# Imagine
if the script was sent to the wrong actress..

(mathyooo, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# I would
If she had a pair like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# mind says no
groin says go....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Nice body
Shame about the face...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# BOBFOC
that what she is...

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Oooooh
There's an acronym for everything! (TAFE)
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# TLA
Three letter acronym.

AFZ: Acronym free zone.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# STFU
Someone Teach Frank Urdu
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# heh
talking of acronyms ever heard of an STD?

i had a lecture on Structure Transition Diagrams. made me giggle for weeks

chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# she would
smell a bit by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# aghhhhhhhhhh
wasnt that from donnie darko?

ewwwww splutter
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# American Beauty
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# ah yes
you are right kind sir, you know your norks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Indeed
I dont think there are any Norks in Donnie Darko.

A huge flaw in an otherwise great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Here
here
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# fantastico indeed
norkless that it be.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Yup
I suppose there are norks in it.

They are just covered up.

Which I always feel is a great shame, for the nork is a creature that likes to swing free.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# all this talk of ..
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Don't remember seeing that in that film,
and I only watched it on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Judicious use
of the pause button might help burn it into your conciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# her boyfriend films her from next door stripping
then his dad comes in and beats him up for looking at his nazi plates!! :o)


mmmm norks
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Oh god no
that's awful. But funny. tj btw how do I make smaller text in my posts?
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# To make text smaller
check out the FAQ - it tells you there...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# <small> (oops)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# That's strikethrough
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
#
no it's not
yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# <small>by typing between these wee beauties </small>
or read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# how do you do the little
TM jobbies?
(it's not in the faq)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# without using character map i wouldn't have a clue
anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# &trade;
™
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# thank you
and you up there as well. ™
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# aaaaarrrgghh
my eyes
/closes eyes
mummy, make it go away...
/opens eyes
ARRRRGGGGGGHHH

(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# yum yum
more please - i like a mature woman
(peewee13, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# slightly nsfw
but im nt at work so woo


NORKS!!!!
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# great
gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Tits = NSFW!!!
(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# err..
I'm not at work so I'm all right.

you should be working... not reading bbs
(mathyooo, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# I
should be working yes. But right now I'm typing this.
(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Heh
Nice comeback! Bloody workshy NSFW pedants. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Surely
that depends where you work ?

What if you work in the office of the magazine "Fucking massive tits - in colour pictures - Monthly" ?

Surely no one with such a workplace is going to have problems looking at a womans dirty pillows on the interweb ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# i used to work for them
terrible pension benifits
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# No need for a pension
when you can wank yourself to death by the age of 45
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# We have a few
Tits here, but they just work on the helpdesk.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# It's
"Artistic"
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)