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# ahh bless she loves horses
doesn’t she just

to understand, turn up your sound!
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)
# She only says
she LIKES horses.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# she likes horses


she loves them carnally however

'NOON all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# j'aime should be translated as i love
so, there you go...
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Are you sure?
*raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# yes
absolutely positive,....

ask the french guys, they are just a couple of posts below... (the floating one is gay)
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# i thought it was je'taime*


*spelt wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Nah, that's...
...'I love you' as in the song...
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# my mistake

damn my ignorant english breeding
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# YAY
to ignorant breeding – where can I get some?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# tesco's

third aisle in just next to the powdered milk
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# That would be "I love you".
Which I will, if you ask nicely.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# i dont do goats


i only love horses i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Fascist.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# goat fucker
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# .
goat fucking anti-goat fucker..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# shit


you win
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# je t'aime
means i love you... the "t" in t'aime stands for tu, which means you....


so, there you go..
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# she has misspelled
bonjour..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# so she has
tell her, daft cow
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# .
no i cant hurt her innocent brain..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# DO IT
…\
edit *not that she is a daft cow, but she has a typo*
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# .
but then her ignorant father would come and beat me to death with a big baguette..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# but you could ask him to pause
and then record for our pleasure.
I’d love to see someone beaten to
death with a big baguette!
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# .
like in starwars but with added effects..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# J’aime des chevaux.
sounds even better.


(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# J'aime des chevaux gros..
.
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# borkim
haha,

Je me suis perdu a la cuisine avec une chevalle plus grande.
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# ehe
lol,.. are you saying your wife is fat or what..haha..sry
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# mmm.. no... guess not..
I am lost in the kitchen with a very big horse... it says
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# .
ok ,i didnt know the verb perdu.. so i got a bit confused..

Tu aime avec avec son chevaux?
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# you love with with your horse?
this is confusing
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# .
yeah i know.. my french is a bit ..not at all for the moment..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Je voudrais une chevalle rouge
s'il vous plait.
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# hehe
now thats confusing..

(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# it says
I'd like a red horse, please.
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# i
understood that actually ;)..
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# oh, ok..
btw, i'm not even french.. so all bow for me


edit: and say "bow" when your doing it...
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# ..
*bow*
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Je voudrais une chevalle avec un grand zizi
i am not mature.
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# haha
*bow*
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# are you not sure she wants to say…
“J’aime les chiens avec les grosses bites”
?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# ..
lol
(mikrob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# actually
it says "I lost myself at the kitchen with a bigger horse" ... which is verging on poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# i think it says
i am lost in the kitchen with a very big horse
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# great piro tale
freak! :)
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# j'aime des chevaux
mieux de tout les animaux

j'aime des chevaux

ils sont mes amis
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# .
mon amis, mon chevalle mange mon permis de conduire.
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
#
my horse aye my permit for something?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# my friend, my horse ate my driverslicence
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# is it bad franglais day?
please say it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# ok,
it is
(don rico, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# huzzah!
(I think you've already won with
"mon amis, mon chevalle mange mon permis de conduire" though)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# hmmm
apparently i dont have the java virtual machine installed...
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# use teh codez...
anyhoo...
nighty night all!
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Bastard french kids
I always wanted a chocolate sandwich after school but my daft bitch mother made me drink cider
(I helped save b3ta! pattwat, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# HA
I almost spat my tea across the screen! woo
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# "The Eiffel Tower is in France"
This interweb is very educational. I recommend it.
Even more betterer: "Instruments are common in France, especially the guitar" hahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# ee gad u bastard
that second one is worse than goatse
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# I love horses, best of all the animals
I love horses, they're my friends.

Inspired.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# 4. Bus = la gare de l'auto bus
no dear, that's bus station...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# bus equals
boose

thats how they pronounce it, not like booze, rhymes with moose
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# and noose
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# All credit to the publishers
for realising that the jingle is more popular than the magazine!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)