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[challenge entry] The fate of the world had fallen into the hands of a fat Italian plumber...

From the Film of the Game challenge. See all 660 entries (closed)

(eleggo, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# impissible odds?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# TJ: Excuse me
Can you help me with an argument by taking a quick straw pole?

Jordan: Would you or wouldn't you?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# I would
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# excuse me
*fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap*

I wood
I would
I have (wakes up, "damn, no I haven't)
I would like to have please.
(Dangermouse., Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:52, archived)
# never
even if she begged

she's just......NO!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# well yea she's very much 'NO'
but i'm lazy so i don't feel like saying no.

erm, yeh.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Would
With knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Not even
with a straw pole.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# yes
probably.
(The Wigmeister, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# I would
but only to her still warm corpse
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# NEVER EVVVVVVVVVVVVVER EVER NO¬¬!!!!
well, only if i was drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# the slapper with the big tits or the racing team?
if its the slapper then no way!!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# i'm a necrophiliac...
so i'd have to kill her first
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# i would
but only because I'm so terribly lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# let me see now ....
I think I can sum it up with "not with yours" :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# I would
but then I've got no standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# christ
is this the fastest growing sub-thread ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:52, archived)
# no
*lie*
(masterbassist, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# would
but only doggy style and anal.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Good man.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:52, archived)
# you mean there are other ways?
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Seconded.
Paper bag and gag needed also.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Seconded
as long as I don't have to see her minging face or plastic baps, fine.
And as long as her fat ugly kid doesn't come in during the vinegar strokes and remind me what I'm doing.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# he wouldn't see you.
he'd probably just walk into the door frame and then shit himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Arf most heartily
I'd forgotten he was a spacktard as well...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# nope
she makes me ralf
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# eugh.
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Yes
But Kylie Minogue, no.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# I'd
skull-fuck her, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# ...




(heh)
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Only
so I could sell the story to the super soaraway Sun for loadsamoney.
(Gype, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Yes

And I put money on everyone above me who said no have shagged a rougher bird than her!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)
# I take pride in the fact
that I have shagged the Roughest birds. Because, when you're drunk, it's a bloody great idea. (and I'm an ugly weirdo, so they pay a toll too)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# i would then id fuck her blind kids eyes to make me feel better afterward
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# hello, childline, how can i help?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# id like six blind fetards delivered with lubed up eye sockets please
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# yes Mr. Jackson.
same delivery as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# do they deliver now? SWEEEEEEET!
*puts on welding gloves*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# not again
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)