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# and more,
I think it wasn't funny in the first place. I know b3tans can be a bit 'close to the bone' at times, but for me, 'the line has been crossed'. You trivialise the grief felt by the majority of the country on the issue with your puerile 'potato-shopping'.
(gold_Ghoti, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:34, archived)
# i know
did Dr Fox cancel the chart that week for nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Ho ho.
You of rapier wit and swiftian satire.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)
# yes but surely
have you not noticed that Princess Diana is an anagram of Maxine Carr?
(big JC, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Good grief.
You're serious aint ya?
I dont seriously believe that you want us to join the rest of the puling media obsessed country?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)
# oh do fuck
off. so we can take the piss out of most dead people, but if a bunch of fuckwits are told to be upset by another bunch of fuckwits who happen to print tabloids we can't? and putting "quotation marks" around everything doesn't make your argument "more valid". "cunt".

edit: i'm sorry, i've come over all popbitch. i shall now go and buy some lunch and new guitar strings for the stouffer/fat boab rock extravaganza.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)
# dude
remove the electrodes from your nads and have a yakult, the good bacteria will make you a "nicer" person
(big JC, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:41, archived)
# done
and done. and i do feel better for it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
# oh and btw
has anyone else had stouffer's mum?
(big JC, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] wooo hooo
we've made the front page, thank you stouffers mum!

;)
(big JC, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)
# i don't
get this one. are you saying that my mum is mod?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)
# nope
i'm sure she is lovely but the picture of Count Diancrula made the home page thats all...
(big JC, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:54, archived)
# Why are all of your posts
entries into the lovechild contest?
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)
# i assume so
why?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)
# I said
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)
# I remember when she died and when she was buried and both give me strong feelings.
The first one because I was sitting near an elderly transvestite when I heard the news (funny).
And the second becasue I was helping my mum move house because her and my dad split up (sadness).
She was just some posh bint married to a big-eared royal inbred who I never really thought about.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
# I clearly rememeber my mum running into my room
shouting "Diana's Dead."
I had been on the beers the night before, and was hungover. I believe the words I used were "Piss off".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)
# Enter one of those new media types
Oh, hello old chum...

Please close the door behind you
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
# Dodi, it's funny,
plus, me and her were never that close.

(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:43, archived)
# Stop looking at it then!!
Or are you one of those people who hangs around outside sex shops being "disgusted"...
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 3 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)