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# 'We are still in control of Iraq'

the poor man's deluded
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Whos that old Blockbusters presenter?
You know the one. Bob Holness was it?
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# That's the fella
"I'll have a P please Bob."
"You should've gone before we went on-air."
oh yes... the oldies are the best
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Look! The pentagon even looks like one of the shapes with the letters in!
Conspiracy I tell you.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# The Gold Run!
Bob Holness is some kind of secret agent
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Not the gold run
The Oil Run
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Yup, pentagons sure do look like hexagons.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Pfffft
sides. Whatever.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)
# That
is funny, because it is true!

Woo!
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# who can see the iraq conflict turning into another
vietnam *police action*

I can
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Great!
More Chuck Norris films!
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
Now this is a response!
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# haha
classic reply!
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Some stat I saw
Average death per day in Vietnam war: 134

Average in Iraq war: 135
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# The death stats for 'raq were bollocks
they even counted deaths of people on the way home, people hit by cars in spain etc.

Rubbish.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# no
you are not allowed to compare Iraq to Vietnam; that's over-simplifying matters

You are also not allowed to compare Bush to Hitler; that is a Hate Crime.

PS - SADDAM WAS A DICTATOR WORSE THAN HITLER, HOLOCAUST OF THE KURDS, etc. etc. etc.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# This is satire
right?
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# He's using his clever bits on me!
Hate Crime! Hate Criiiiiiiime!
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# He used other bits on me
The nice judge made me point at a doll.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# you'd know if he got his clever bits out

the board would be quite a messy place
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Ain't that right, Rummy?
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Who needs the news
when we have B3TA.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# No, you can't compare Bush to Hitler,
Hitler made his own way to the top, Bush just got Poppy to give him a free ticket.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# What was that one from a spokesman yesterday
"We did not aim at a mosque. We aimed to take out insurgents, who were hidden inside a mosque".
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
#
"I didn't aim to kill those prostitutes. I was aiming for the little demons that live inside their spleens."
/jacktheripper

What's scary (and not remotely funny) is the gradual redefinition of the term "terrorist" to refer to anybody taking up arms against the US. One from the chairman Mao school of linguistics.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# not just arms my friend
our voices are our weapons now alledgedly...so be careful what you say about them aswell...
cnuts!....eek j'sui un terrorist
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Things that don't make you innocent:
* trying to stop democracy in Iraq and keep it in chaos, and hiding in a mosque
* organising suicide bombers to murder israelis, and being in a wheelchair
* staying in crowds so that if you should be assassinated by a missile you won't go alone

How these things are reported:

* America bombs mosque
* Israel kills man in wheelchair
* America kills innocent people
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)
# To be fair to Rummy and George and Co
I've not heard of them hiding in mosques
(, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(blimey ... board's mucho politico today)
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# I was thunking
exactamunktly the same thing last night.

Woo to you and a seamless transition.

:o)
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Very genius indeed...
...and perhaps true.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)