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# Whoops
It's a weird feeling to wake up... put your feet in your slippers and find...

a hamster in your slipper.

Poor thing got left out all night and decided to sleep in my slippers. He got oatmeal for breakfast though. So I wouldn't call animal cruely just yet... Blargh. Too lazy to post my Bunny Comics yet, and they ARE so vulgar.

Tee hee.
(Floofy Bunny of Doom, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# A picture of a hamster in a slipper you say?
I can't see it....


*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# i dont think theres supposed to be a picture
just a funny little story

my hamster got let out once, i found it more than a year later crushed under a basket of hats and scarves
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# I don't know whether to
laugh or cry
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# It did get better....... right?
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# i guess in the sense that it went to a better place...
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)
# A slipper?
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# When I was about 6 or 7
I put on my slippers one morning to find a large spider in one of them, been shit scared of them ever since.

100% Fact
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# I let mine out like a house cat
He sure is big enough. Just have to watch the rolly chairs and dropping heavy objects. He usually crawls back to his cage on his own.
(Floofy Bunny of Doom, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# my hamster's really wee
he'd get lost if he wasn't in his ball
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# I understand how you feel
Slippers can scare the bejesus out of me as well!
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Loon

;)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:11, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(mynci boy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with this post
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# seconded
(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# What did I do wrong?
Please don't kill my hamster!! HAMMMMIEEEE!!! Now see what you've made him do. he's gone for a swim in my cereal milk.
(Floofy Bunny of Doom, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# There are some who believe
posts without pics are threadwastes (I myself used to hold this view) but the faq now says these are ok as long as they are more than just "hello i'm bored etc"
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# We need pics
Pics of cute animals doing cute things.

Or better yet, animate it. Animate it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# Kill
all hamsters. Squeaky little bastards!
(mynci boy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# hamsters don't squeak
(except mine does in his sleep)

shout at them for being noisy in their wheels at 3am instead
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# I once dug
a whole pond in my back garden whilst having this annoying riggle sensation in my foot. After much scratching through my shoe I decided to actually take the shoe off and was confronted by an angry mouse that was sleeping in there. He than ran away.
(maddave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# fucking clown shoes
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# It wasn't
it was sleeping.
(maddave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# OK.
How many

*waits*
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)
# It's an unsolvable mystery
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)
# i dont thing they could with thier little
hands, perhaps they could call somebody else to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)
# damn for got to answer
its 2, if they are really small.

(and someone finds a way of getting them into it)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# did he bite
my hamster would, he loves the taste of human flesh

i was recently told that mozzarella (the little fella's name) translates as 'little pinched off bit' which is pretty cute...until he nibbles you again

post a picture of said hamster, hamsters are cool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# once, after a day's heavy duty walking
i left my boots outside overnight so as to get rid of the pong. when i tried to put them on the next morning, i felt a squishy resistance. i shook it out and it was a slightly-offended-looking toad, who promptly hopped away
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)