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# I fulfilled a long-term desire the other day
by finally managing to purchase a rubber chicken.
I have no idea what to do with it now.

EDIT:HOW RUDE! Sorry WOO YAY and indeed, Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# i plan to buy
a mullet wig and meshback hat this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:59, archived)
# choke it
choke it hard



/inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# You'd be amazed how unsatisfying that was.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# bet it won't stop you from doing it again!
Wanking is like Pringles. Taste disgusting, but once you pop, you can't stop.

or something...
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Hiya...
... do me a favour and mail me? I've *temporarily misplaced* your email! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# well, ok
but you owe me BIG TIME!
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Thank youuuu!
I will be a subserviant chicken for the night if you wish*.


* Won't.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# what if
I asked nicely?
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Then I may reconsider.
*Goes and finds garters and stockings and such to look the part*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Purleeeeease
be my subservient chicken!
My last one died on me.

don't make 'em like they used to
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)
# I recommend stopping
when bleeding starts.

FACT taken from 1001 Mastabatory Tips for Kids- out now at all good booksellers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# (:
wise wise words
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# starts?!
Oh crap, I thought that was normal!!

/faints
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Find a house that you can only reach
by zip line.
Utilise rubber chicken*

*May require a pulley-in-the-middle
/monkey island
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Haa Haa
Someone else remembers that evil game
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Evil?
I lived the best years of my life* inside the first 3 (4 was evil!)

*not entirely true
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Too much
sanity was lost playing those games
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:14, archived)
# ever since monkey island
i have always had a secret yearning for one
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# I think mine came
from watching Fozzie bear on the Muppetts. He seemed so happy with it.

I was an impressionable youth.

What? Why are you all looking at me like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# mind the urine!
www.b3ta.com/board/3082849
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# can you make a tea towel chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)