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[challenge entry] Komerade Kojakski

From the If the Commies had won the Cold War challenge. See all 507 entries (closed)

(Xybex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# who banishes you to the salt mines baby?



woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# so ANYHOW
whaddya think of the new car?

and the new bird???



(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# how did she loose her finger(s)?

she's pretty man. Not much for the new VW's myself, but I can see the attraction. good for you matey!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# terrible canned bean accident.
cut to the bone, Doctors tried sutures made of lemming sinew, but to no avail.

She shall forever be "throwin" for "WEST SIDE"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# youre a lucky man
even if shes a finger short.
(mixtapes, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Jimmy Tarbuck
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# ok here you go
(mixtapes, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)
# fanks guv'nor
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# here want some more?
(mixtapes, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:53, archived)
# I think it's pretty risky..
posting a pic of your woman on this board!
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# Meh...
the way I see it I'm actually pretty trusting, and you are all in Engs-land anyways, and/or way way too young.

Besides, if she wanted someone else I'd be down.. whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)
# girls are fun
boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# remember what we talked about?
george is cool with it!
(mixtapes, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# when have you
ever talked to me?

Am I retarded and not remembering?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)
# sorry


/seinfeld refernce


*he tries to get out of a relationship by sugesting a menage with girls male roomate. thats her reponse.
(mixtapes, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
# ahhhh...
I get it...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:53, archived)
# spurts coffee
out of mouth
(mixtapes, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# that's no coffee
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# good god, he's shot the deathstar out of his mouth.
the horror!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# eww
the darth's stuck to my teeth now.
(mixtapes, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# wahey - i've been able to pearoast this 2x today!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Learn Cyrillic
Zhhf lfves cha babch???
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 22:11, archived)