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# Not so sunny today, but it's worse where Wallace lives...


Wallace always wondered why his friends loved the rain so much, among other things, like why the rain always hit the same spot on his shell.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 10:01, archived)
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poor old Wallace.

If he moved to the left slightly, it wouldn't be as bad.

mini TJ: Are these glasscock? They're really good.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Good lord
They are brilliant

And woo to the wallace.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:06, archived)
# golly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:07, archived)
# yes they are
about 2 years ago. Now, this is a man with talent, but no life.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:08, archived)
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ah well. I missed them first time round.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:09, archived)
# That's nice
woo

tj: KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:04, archived)
# re: tj: can I not just poke you annoyingly?
I'm not much of a killer
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:05, archived)
# I can't
kill you without a reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:08, archived)
# I'm hungover and I want to die
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:09, archived)
# fill your bath with pillows and duvets
turn off all the lights
crawl in

(it's liking being dead and buried only without the permanence)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:12, archived)
# Oh I see,
well I'm afraid I won't do any such thing.
We value your contribution to the board
and think you should stick around for a bit longer, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:13, archived)
# You need :
Lucozade (to boost your blood sugar levels)
Salted Peanuts (salt to aid fluid retention coz you are dehydrated, peanuts for the protein)
Toast and Marmite helps too.
Death is not a panacea
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:24, archived)
# poor Wallace
he should lighten up, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:04, archived)
# it's sunny where I is
but sadly lacking in paintmashed invertebrates
so thanks muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:04, archived)
# awww
poor wallace. They should invite him in for a cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:05, archived)
# Poor Wallace
I woo him.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:14, archived)