Or,
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.
/coat
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:24,
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She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.
/coat
sorry
Didn't see it, it wasn't animating on my machine :(
I can only beg forgiveness for such mind pissery, for at least you had the good grace to draw something.....
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:27,
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I can only beg forgiveness for such mind pissery, for at least you had the good grace to draw something.....
you grovel well!
have a fluffy kitten:
*hands over fluffy kitten*
/edit: although i would hardly say i drew it, more botched it!
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:28,
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*hands over fluffy kitten*
/edit: although i would hardly say i drew it, more botched it!
:)
*accepts kitten*
*strokes kitten to induce purring*
*hopes kitten doesn't get attacked by my own psycho cats*
I have to grovel well, or people try to beat me ;)
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:31,
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*strokes kitten to induce purring*
*hopes kitten doesn't get attacked by my own psycho cats*
I have to grovel well, or people try to beat me ;)
Fuck it.
Have some more....
Mary had a little lamb,
she got it pissed on meths,
And while it was paralytic,
She fistfucked it to death.
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:26,
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Mary had a little lamb,
she got it pissed on meths,
And while it was paralytic,
She fistfucked it to death.
and
Mary had a little lamb
It bounced around in hops
it gambolled on the railway line
and turned itself to chops.
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:29,
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It bounced around in hops
it gambolled on the railway line
and turned itself to chops.
Mary had a little lamb
You could hear it's pelvis snap,
when the farmer from next door,
parked his Volvo on it's back.
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:28,
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when the farmer from next door,
parked his Volvo on it's back.
Mary had a little lamb
It used to whistle tunes,
'til she melted both it's eyeballs,
with freshly heated spoons.
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:30,
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'til she melted both it's eyeballs,
with freshly heated spoons.
mary had a little ram
she kept it in a tractor
its cock was like a rolling pin
and she giggled when it facked her
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:32,
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its cock was like a rolling pin
and she giggled when it facked her
right
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but I've never seen her bear.
I'm sorry this contains no fistfucking or spoons. My mind needs dirtifying.
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:35,
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She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but I've never seen her bear.
I'm sorry this contains no fistfucking or spoons. My mind needs dirtifying.
Mary had a little lamb
She took it to a wedding
She pinned it up against the wall
And kicked its fucking head in.
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:27,
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She pinned it up against the wall
And kicked its fucking head in.
mary had a little gif
she posted it on b3ta
and captioned it in comic sans
could she be any fucking l33ter
edit: I'm now disturbed that I've just rhymed the number three
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Fri 21 May 2004, 15:30,
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and captioned it in comic sans
could she be any fucking l33ter
edit: I'm now disturbed that I've just rhymed the number three