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(spollin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:31, archived)
# God!
he is God!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:38, archived)
# No,
Wogan is God, David Dickinson is Jesus and Ainsley Harriot is one of the Saints.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:41, archived)
# so
who's the devil?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Vanessa Feltz.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:47, archived)
# of course
she was the brightest star in all the heavens before she fell from grace...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:51, archived)
# but...
that face...pure love! omnipitent benevolence!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:45, archived)
# I thought
James Garner was God?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:46, archived)
# I used to love
the rockford files, although I can't remember much about the show (was there an answerphone at the start?)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:53, archived)
# maverick
(not the tossy film with smell gibbons in)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:57, archived)
# I thought he was my dad
he looked so much like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:54, archived)
# My Mum
looks like the Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:56, archived)
# He's coming round mine
I hope.
He'd be a brilliant christmas guest, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:38, archived)
# The hospital? What is it?
Its a big building with doctors and nurses, but thats not important right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Headquarters? What is it?
It's a big building where..... Lets just stop there shall we?
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Surely
you can't be serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:45, archived)
# I am serious and..... OI!
Just stop it Lumpy OK?! I am very sad man and if you carry on with this you'll just start me off and I'll quote it for the next few hours !
Really I am very, very sad and it takes very little to start me off. Just a single mention of Spaceballs, Princes Bride or, heaven forbid Python and you will probably see the proof!
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:50, archived)
# I am
and don't call me shirley.

hey Al! you've got some food on your lip there...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:50, archived)
# "Nice ankle bracelet"
"oh, has that slipped down there again?"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:52, archived)
# I am Serious
and don't call me Shirley
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:53, archived)
# she had a beautiful body, with breasts that seemed to say "hey! look at me!"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:45, archived)
# I haven't had this much sex since I was a scout leader!
Oh god somebody stop me pleeeeassee!!
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:52, archived)