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# erm
no competition
(Frugle, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha...
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:33, archived)
# is swallowing
really that important?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:36, archived)
# Yes
unless you want to spit your coffee out.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:37, archived)
# and
food.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:38, archived)
# It's so true
You'd starve or die of thirst if you didn't swallow.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:39, archived)
# haha... :P
no, i'm serious here. does it really make a big difference?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:40, archived)
# What
what else are you going to do with a mouthful of jizz? Spit it at the bf?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:42, archived)
# well running to the toilet/sink
really does ruin the moment.

come on.. it's good for you (better for the skin thou as i'm reliably informed)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:42, archived)
# There's
protein and vitamins in it.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:43, archived)
# i actually do swallow
i'm just curious.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:44, archived)
# Its nice to know these
little things about my fellow B3tans.
I dress to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:47, archived)
# i am sorry
you didn't need to know that. just thought i'd make my position clear and confirm i'm not one of those women who whine 'but does it really matter?' when pressured to swallow.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:49, archived)
# No, no
Do you want us to share any information? :P
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:51, archived)
# anything you feel i need to know?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:55, archived)
# I'm
called Big Dave for a reason.
And I'll try anything once. Apart from hard drugs. And being gay.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57, archived)
#
You dress to the left...
so does the one on the right.
(Frugle, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:56, archived)
# Hello
How are you doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:49, archived)
# I
love you
(?, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:49, archived)
# You
should update your profile with that fact...

maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:51, archived)
# i've said it before and i shall say it again
i am not triple legendary for nothing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:53, archived)
# What are the
other two legendary things then eh? Eh? Eh?
So far you are only legendary.

Which is a darn sight better than most I might add!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:55, archived)
# she can hummus like a mad thing
when it comes to domokun
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57, archived)
# that, too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57, archived)
# have you seen the size of this one?
massivheeeed
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:00, archived)
# this one's
Scary
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:01, archived)
# i want it.
now.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:02, archived)
# Don't say things like that
near me.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:04, archived)
# you could probably fit inside it and invent the phrase
'unicorning domokun'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:08, archived)
# well, the official reasons are
1) unicorns generally are legendary
2) i helped hugo_rune identify a song and he dubbed me legendary for that
3) i enjoy things that your typical girl does not, ie football, pornography, blowjobs, other girls, etc, etc. but i'm bragging now...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57, archived)
# heh
That's pretty legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:02, archived)
# why thank you
i try my best.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:05, archived)
# I know a girl who
can explain the offside rule in terms so clear.

Don't think she is big on oral sex from what she says - neither giving nor receiving.

Don't know what she thinks about porn. I'd like to know though...

And yea, would I like to see her lez up.

May need to go to the toilet now, after that last point...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:02, archived)
# well it doesn't really rhyme
but i'm sure koit could make something out of it.
Any more verses?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:06, archived)
# Errr.
I possibly could, but I fear the lurkers.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:07, archived)
# I`m
with you on that
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:48, archived)
# Its tidier.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:44, archived)
# arf :)
B3at me to that one.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:46, archived)
# to be honest,
the first time i didn't know spitting was an option. the bf was going 'you swallowed?!?!?' and i'm like 'yeah? so? what else am i gonna do?'

true.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:09, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:38, archived)
# Much chuckling again!
(the one on the left looks like she is just ABOUT to spit...!)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:41, archived)