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# i went to the beach!

we made a sand cock


and the other night, i fed ducks bread!


ducks are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:04, archived)
# ducks are great
kidnap one and take it to the bash
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# i think i might.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# yayy
and if you can transport a huge sand cock then it might be a good prize for drunkest of the night
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# stop stealing my life
those things are the things that I have done
(without the cock admittedly)
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# argh!
evil shiny duck eyes!

fortunately bread is bad for ducks so you've probably killed off the evil shiny-eyed bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# those ducks
live off people giving them bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# that's probably
why they have evil shiny eyes

that or the flash on your camera reflecting off their retinas
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# bad yes,
poisonous no.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# DUCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# duck`s are nice when there crispy
swans are nasty
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# they can
break a grown mans arm you know

Ekk I'm my own granny
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# really?
I'd imagine swans to also be rather tasty.

ooh. your stopframe just loaded. a woo to it, good sir/madam
(teasus likes tea, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Huzzah
for sand cocks and ducks :)

'Noon all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# afternoon mum!
how are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Great thanks :)
How's you, you sandy rascal?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# i have a hangover :(
but, the world is great, so it's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Drink lots and lots of water :)
It'll make you feel much better.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:16, archived)
# is that down the gower?

(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# it's Southerndown.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# ah right
never been there, only beach i bin to this side of swansea is ogmore by sea (oh and porthcawl too, but that don't really count.)
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Ah, the beautiful Vale of Glamorgan
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Everyone knows
sand cocks and ducks are for geeks
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# I like ducks!
And have wasted spent many hours feeding them.

What beach was that it looks familiar?
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# mandarin ducks
are best of all the ducks. Swans are just overpaid show-offs. The beach is lovely.* Nice day.


*I get frightened if I stare at the sea too long, though.
(Small Beer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# i swam in the sea,
it was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Ducks
Just the best. Did you give the names old boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Here's
a couple of ducks about to enjoy themselves, just off the Regent's Canal in London:



Sozz for size...
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# you're playing with
your cock in public. EWWWW
(teasus likes tea, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)