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# The man in the back filled the trumpeters trumpet with confetti ... bastard
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# ooh
there's always a little prankster in the music club isn't there?!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)
# What a meanie.
Smash his face in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha. That reminds me of a friend
He used to smoke a pipe, and play trumpet at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# "Sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Its Jazz"
Every bloody pub in my village has a bloody live jazz band in every bloody night. Everyone just sssshhh-es each other whilst pretending to understand why this formless funk is intelligent.

I'm going to have to start drinking in a bloody library if I 'fancy a chat'.

Woo to the pic BTW.
Boo to my village.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# where is that
so I can add it to my list of places not to go drinking
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Cambridge
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# in which case
already on my list!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# you'd have thought a place with so many students
would have a couple of places for proper boozing
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# There are many beautiful, lively and scenic pubs to drink in...
Then a man with a saxaphone case walks in. Fun is over.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Much more fun if he pulled
a machine gun out and started firing at the gathered throng.


/Bugsy Malone
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# *takes notes*
bwahahaha
(bee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)
# gathered
thong?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Skibadibbadeeedooo!!
SkiBA-WAAA!! SkiBA-WAAA! Skibidee-doooo!*

*Hilarious Jazz joke
(maddave, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# listen
to the cinematic orchestra - they have an interesting take on jazz
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)