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# Mmm... I love cranberries.

Click here for cranberries and more!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:17, archived)
# Woo for the talking food
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:19, archived)
#

you taking the piss ? :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:20, archived)
# There's no way on earth I'm sticking one
of them up there to cure my urinary problem. How is blocking it up going to help?!!!

W/Y/H!!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:20, archived)
# well it'd stop it burning when it came out!!
as - umm - it wouldnt come out!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:22, archived)
# I can't fault your logic.
But shirley the pressure build up behind it woud eventually cause a dangerous explosion.

I'd certainly want to be carrying an umbrella, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:24, archived)
# You just described how they make cranberry juice.
Menstruation? No. Cranberry juice.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Ah..... I wondered how they got that
slight acidic taste to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Mmm, cranberries.
Hang on, when did the profanity filter get turned back on?
(Astatine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:20, archived)
# what profanity filter?
rude cranberrys?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:23, archived)
# last year,
in attempt to fluffy up the board,
a filter was put on all posts
if you typed rude words, they were replaced
cunt = cranberry
fuck = watermelon
wanker = happy baby orang utan
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:28, archived)
# That was great that was
How I miss it. What was Zeppelin?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:30, archived)
# How curious...
... but I like a little bit of expletive now and then adds to the flavour of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
cranberry

/remembers swear filter
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:21, archived)
# oh, fab
the one at the top looks like he's just been told...

woo pic
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah... but I don't think cranberries get urinary problems much.
Ta for the woo.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:23, archived)
# hehehe
Cranberry Juice scares the crap outta me, how can anything be so sharp? I wouldn't trust it to cure a urinary problem!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:23, archived)
# It's gorgeous stuff and it does... it's true.
/Speaks the voice of experience.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:24, archived)
# It's good for cystytis (or however you spell it)
And yes, men can get it ... and it hurts like feck.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:37, archived)
# yes
i know
*cries*
(Phil Febuggure, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)