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# you've never fallen on your tits have you?
eh?
eh?
no I thought not. Well I can prove it's NOT BLODDY SAFETY EQUIPMENT. It probably herts more than your nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# You've never been hit in the nuts have you?
:) sorry.
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# for a woman
speaking from experience - falling on the cross bar of a bike on your pubic bone is excrutiating... and worse when stuck at traffic lights.

that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Why have you got
a bicycle cross bar attached to your pubic bone?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# Yes
that hurts like buggery.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:10, archived)
# you've set yourself up for an easy joke there
any takers? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Sounds like workboresme takes it :)
Really sorry but I had to.

/coat
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:20, archived)
# But "Girls Bikes" don't have that bar in the middle?
You weren't... on a boys bike were you?!?!
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:13, archived)
# I thought girly bikes have
the crossbar lowered to prevent such things...

...am I being old fashioned?
([]DOo []DOo, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:39, archived)
# Now now,
lets not go causing arguments, we could argue "Whats more painful, a fall on the tits or a kick in the nuts" forever and still not come up with an answer.

Regards
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# that madam
is where you are sorely wrong (sorely geddit?)
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# I've got horse drawn nuts
yours sincerley

(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# weeehhheeeeyyy
sounds like you need to rest those
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:13, archived)
# my fault
for using them like space hoppers
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Bloody well don't hurt
as much as your nuts I can tell you.. a firm kick in the nuts can be as painful as childbirth. sorry they are definately alot more fragile than boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# mmm, boobs
sorry, i was distracted there, what were we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:15, archived)
# depends
what time of the month it is, they get hellish sensitive some times.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# they are not as
weak as a small sack of flesh that is under pressure and only protected by a thin skin membrane, plus they are close to a major artery and they bust quite easily

there is also over twice the nerve endings there than in a womans breasts.

they hurt more. nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# I knew this would happen.
Tits or tackle, what hurts the most when punched, today on Kilroy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# who wants
*edit* no no I shouldn't have said that
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# yeah and i'll
hammer your boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:25, archived)
# a firm kick in the nuts
is nowhere near as painful as childbirth
and you know it
a kick in the nuts passes in time
a woman cna be in labour for hours trying to pass something the size of a melon
thought I'd leave you with that image

sorry on a womanly rant today (no, not on the blob -on the piss though)
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# was comparing the level of pain (as in an instant)
not the time - i know in total its more painful as it's longer but the level the pain gets to can be compared - ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:37, archived)