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# you've never fallen on your tits have you?
eh?
eh?
no I thought not. Well I can prove it's NOT BLODDY SAFETY EQUIPMENT. It probably herts more than your nuts.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# You've never been hit in the nuts have you?
:) sorry.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# for a woman
speaking from experience - falling on the cross bar of a bike on your pubic bone is excrutiating... and worse when stuck at traffic lights.

that's all.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Why have you got
a bicycle cross bar attached to your pubic bone?
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# Yes
that hurts like buggery.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:10, archived)
# you've set yourself up for an easy joke there
any takers? :)
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Sounds like workboresme takes it :)
Really sorry but I had to.

/coat
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:20, archived)
# But "Girls Bikes" don't have that bar in the middle?
You weren't... on a boys bike were you?!?!
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:13, archived)
# I thought girly bikes have
the crossbar lowered to prevent such things...

...am I being old fashioned?
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:39, archived)
# Now now,
lets not go causing arguments, we could argue "Whats more painful, a fall on the tits or a kick in the nuts" forever and still not come up with an answer.

Regards
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# that madam
is where you are sorely wrong (sorely geddit?)
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# I've got horse drawn nuts
yours sincerley

(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# weeehhheeeeyyy
sounds like you need to rest those
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:13, archived)
# my fault
for using them like space hoppers
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Bloody well don't hurt
as much as your nuts I can tell you.. a firm kick in the nuts can be as painful as childbirth. sorry they are definately alot more fragile than boobs
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# mmm, boobs
sorry, i was distracted there, what were we talking about?
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:15, archived)
# depends
what time of the month it is, they get hellish sensitive some times.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# they are not as
weak as a small sack of flesh that is under pressure and only protected by a thin skin membrane, plus they are close to a major artery and they bust quite easily

there is also over twice the nerve endings there than in a womans breasts.

they hurt more. nuff said
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# I knew this would happen.
Tits or tackle, what hurts the most when punched, today on Kilroy.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# who wants
*edit* no no I shouldn't have said that
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# yeah and i'll
hammer your boobs
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:25, archived)
# a firm kick in the nuts
is nowhere near as painful as childbirth
and you know it
a kick in the nuts passes in time
a woman cna be in labour for hours trying to pass something the size of a melon
thought I'd leave you with that image

sorry on a womanly rant today (no, not on the blob -on the piss though)
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# was comparing the level of pain (as in an instant)
not the time - i know in total its more painful as it's longer but the level the pain gets to can be compared - ok?
(, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:37, archived)