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# After reading the enormous thread
about what's NSFW today, I made this.


Inspired by the preparing for emergencies parody
(drnuclear, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:37, archived)
# huzzah
and don't forget this allrounder:
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Ah...
Married men do eat burgers...
(jetface, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Pfft
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:39, archived)
# The attention to detail with the wedding ring is astounding.
And this is a benchmark for us all indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:42, archived)
# I saw some porn, linked from fark I think,
with a woman who actually had breasts that looked that round.

Let's see if I can find it...
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:44, archived)
# The link's safe, but not what it links to.
forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1064942
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# my word!
They're spherical!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Scary isn't it.
She actually has two mini-footballs attached to her chest.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)
# possibly the best tits in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)
# a triumph of science
edit: over taste
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:59, archived)
# As instigator of aforementioned thread
I'm still none the wiser.

Is it safe for an animated cartoon-esque wank and jizz, but not safe for a real 'still life' cock without jizz.

Yours Sincerely

Confused
B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:47, archived)
# I believe
cocks should be either badly drawn or glass.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# M'eh.
In future I'll keep me mouth shut, and let the moral majority decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:56, archived)
# I did
gone made this a while back
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)
# three thousand frogs
when all you need is a toad.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Isn't
that ironic? It's like ten billion forks on your wedding day, or toast and jam when all you need is a poly-propylene based polymer. Or something.

Sorry. Gettin' the crazies again...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:54, archived)
# ah hah
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 0:06, archived)
# WOO YAY
Can I just get the brick?
that's all I need where I work
(drnuclear, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:53, archived)
# The NSFA
should also be taken to include any link put forward by sick_boy.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 23:55, archived)