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[challenge entry] More of my road-related frustration...

From the Safety First! challenge. See all 130 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:29, archived)
# Proper bo!
That has viral potential, I reckon. Noice one.
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:31, archived)
# Top
Can't lurk after seeing that.
Such genius must be rewarded...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:31, archived)
# I've had it in my mind for months...
...waiting for the opportunity to shout it in some arsehole's face at a particular junction on my way home. Never thought of photoshopping it though.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:32, archived)
# You're a brave man
cycling in the city. Last time I tried it, it scared the shit out of me, it was like Death Race 2000.
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:35, archived)
# It is a bit...
I don't go there often, but try turning right at the top of Lothian Road. FUCK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:38, archived)
# That bit
is a free for all; fire engines, ambulances, buses and cars and pedestrians crossing everywhere. I would like to plant trees along the middle of princes street and lothian road and run the trams again, that would be nice I think.
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:43, archived)
# well done
that man
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:32, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:32, archived)
# What a great image to see
as I come on the board

Top Stuff, Love it
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
let the rage all out
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:33, archived)
# Very Nice.

spaz
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:34, archived)
# wahey !
hahahah....
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:35, archived)
# heehee
your cycle lane is the first image I found, but it wasn't a wide enough lane to get all the text in...

Nice to see that post again - lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:37, archived)
# bravo!
owt like this gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:35, archived)
# Yes, YES
YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!
I gave up shouting. Now I stop people and hit them. Well, not right now as I am bikeless.
They usually ask "What the fuck was that for?"
Me: "For trying to end my life you terminally stupid FUCK!"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:41, archived)
# cunts.
I've always fantasised about pulling off the "reach in window, remove car keys, drop down drain, leave sharpish" type urban legend.
I put a nice scratchy dent in a fucker's rear wing with my SPD boot once though. Self defence.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)
# fucking
brilliant
(choppy, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:42, archived)
# Splendid
and could be a comp entry.
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:42, archived)
# true! I shall edit.
not quite to the letter of the comp, but close enough.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:45, archived)
# i'd just like to say: fucking right!
though i went out on my bike today and even the buses were nice to me- it was a good day for it indeed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:48, archived)
# A massive w/y/h
Are firing your way
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:52, archived)
# Applause and w/y/h
I usually just have time to shout "Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt!" and have only ever got into a fight once. All the other times I rode away sharpish.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:58, archived)
# Yes, yes
and yes!
(Dogsdinner, Tue 24 Sep 2002, 21:59, archived)
# that is the funniest thing
i have ever seen on this board.

w.y.h
(dtnl, Wed 25 Sep 2002, 10:24, archived)