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[challenge entry] Young Farmyard Pussy!


I have a kitten and a webcam, any requests?

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(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Is that
a competition entry for the spam thing?

As in "I'm a teen with a pretty ((kitten)) and a webcam, any requests"
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:07, archived)
# ha
But no.

Someone asked for a shoppable kitten image but i'm at a loss as to what is usable with just a crappy webcam.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:09, archived)
# White Rabbit
by Jefferson Airplane
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:07, archived)
# kittenhausen
go on.........

actually don't
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:08, archived)
# make a cardboard fez
and see if the little fella will wear it.

please
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:09, archived)
# seconded
.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:11, archived)
# I did
But she ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:11, archived)
# easy.
make it out of something inedible, such as lead, granite etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:13, archived)
# I did
It killed her.

But if you request something quick i think she's still poseable.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:17, archived)
# alright,
climbing the tree behind her?

edit: or peering David Attenborough-like through its jungly branches...

edit edit: or having a shit on the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)
# That 'tree'
is barely as big as she is.

The joys of perspective 'ey? Plus she's already dug about half or the poor things soil out.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/jessievslife/Image005.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:24, archived)
#
Goatse? Flying? Lying in a coffin
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Buy
A dog aswell
(I helped save b3ta! Ironic Mullet, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:11, archived)