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# sorry if this is a tw
can anyone here program c/c++, my boss is gimping out because he thinks our game isnt going anywhere. the programmer left, and you will get paid when the game sells.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:18, archived)
# what kind of game?
and how much?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:19, archived)
# it's a 3rd person 3D game
www.chrispirate.com is the website. and im not sure how much a programmer will make.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:20, archived)
# oh if only i knew c++ then
:(
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:21, archived)
# I know c++
#include iostream.h

main()
{
cout "Hello World!";
return 0;
}
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:23, archived)
# you want to program for it?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:23, archived)
# I think that was a joke
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:25, archived)
# yeah that wouldn`t even compile
*dons anorak and wiggles glasses*

edit: bastard with your editing!
*checks code again ;-)*

edit 2: from what I remember that still won`t work :)

cout << "arse";
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:25, archived)
# I edited
3 times to get it to display something. How'd you get it to display the chevrons (is that what they're called)?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:29, archived)
# i believe they're called inserters.
or extractors.

i can never remember which.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)
# molars and incisors... ;-)
less-than and greater-than works for me, and I`m occasionally an IT PRAFESHINAL!
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:32, archived)
# that`s the one
use HTML code:

&lt; is a <
&gt; is a >
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)
# In Haiku form
Posting on b3ta -
Mysteries of html
Use &lt;, &gt;
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:33, archived)
# smart arse!
a good thing to do, if somebody does something a bit flashy on teh board, is to view page source and have a look at the weird codes in there
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:35, archived)
# [does a flashy dance]
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:36, archived)
# So
standard HTML code is fair game on the board?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:38, archived)
# Some of it
small, b, i, pre, img, a, and a few others work. You won't get far with much else though.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:40, archived)
# this is true
- so don`t try sneaking 3MB MP3s or Flash movies in ;-) - it all gets filtered out
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Bugger
I was about to try that
* lies *
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:52, archived)
# And
a bad one too, since half the characters were wasted by the board.
But any way, I know C++, but not well enough to program games, sorry.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:26, archived)
# tell him chris is a bumgay name
edit/ paid, not payed
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:20, archived)
# It's Arabic
The programmer gets a young slave named "Payed."
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:23, archived)
# that made me giggle
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:27, archived)
# i used to know C++
but i've forgotten it, so i'm of no help...
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:22, archived)
# Nope..
But I have millions of books on it. They're me dad's. He can use c++
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:23, archived)
# does he have an email address
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:28, archived)
# well if you`re only getting paid when the game sells, no wonder the guy left

/sticks to hardcore Java :-)
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:24, archived)
# java babes getting topless while fixing html!
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:25, archived)
# *fwaps furiously*
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] the programmer, everyone who works will get paid
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] didn`t you used to do those crazy pics with the old lady?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:28, archived)
# i think that was goldenfanjita
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:29, archived)
# Do not speak that name!
they might hear
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:30, archived)
# you know, you`re bloody right
cheeseman... cheeseman...

CRAZY PAINTMASHES!
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:30, archived)
# no!
*spangs you with a naked GI-joe*
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Finds this image really rather
...
...
...
...
interesting
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:33, archived)
# ARSES!
you did a whole theme of stuff... what was it then?

*hasn`t been on b3ta for too long*
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:33, archived)
# casper and boo?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:35, archived)
# em don`t think so
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:36, archived)
# magic ninja?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:37, archived)
# em no :-)
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:38, archived)
# it'll come back here!
it went to madnesstemple for a time and kept linking to b3ta like a troll
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:31, archived)
# It was a troll
at the start was it not?
Gay pr0n and the like?
then came the babs and all was dark
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:32, archived)
# It certainly was annoying
but then so am i
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:35, archived)
# I can't remember you being annoying
selective memory?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:37, archived)
# same for you!
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:29, archived)
# that was pr0n!
whole different ball game ;-)

vbloke now does that stuff....
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:30, archived)
# I was gonna say
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:30, archived)
# why on earth is that comped?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:29, archived)
# No
but maybe I can help in the subsequent litigation.
*chases ambulance*


(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:25, archived)
# i wont buy that game
srry
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 1:37, archived)
# This all sounds terribly.....
... familiar....
I am a C++ programmer by trade, but I refuse to do anything for you....

Do you remember that....?
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 2:13, archived)