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(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:10, archived)
#
that's far too early for the compo or the newsletter ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:11, archived)
# you know...
this is the 1st time i've been online when the compo is being voted for.. it's rather exciting..

i like your clock by the way.. can i have it ?

EDIT.. a sponge alarm clock would sound fluffy when it went off...
(insaniac1, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:12, archived)
# not this one
it goes
"SPANG!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Irony bonus!
Woo. Now stop it will you? You're embarassing us.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Hurrah!
*buys twenty*
*realises he rarely has time to do compos any more*
*tries to flog them down the market*
*ends up severely out of pocket*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Here, have these
matches and this can of lighter fluid. Burn them, burn them all.
(Experiment 626, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:18, archived)
# I don't get it.
Is 2:50 significant?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:12, archived)
# I want one.
Actually two. I can give one to my boss as well just to take being 'late' into Salvador Dali context land.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:13, archived)
# TJ ALERT! Small bug in b3ta...
Has anyone noticed that the last compo entry is always the first one...

Here:
www.b3ta.com/challenge/illustratedspam/page44.htm

look at the date of the last post
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)
# I mean,
in the list of the compo entries, the last entry shown is in effects the first one posted
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:22, archived)
# oh yes crow
tis true
(nathan57, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:35, archived)
# I could be doing
with one of those.

zzzZZZZzzzZZZZzzZZZzz
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)
# *snarfs wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:23, archived)
# *hugs Colin until he hands the wallet over
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Will you just leave it?
I've told you once already. I like you and all that, just not in that sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:32, archived)
# My wallet is empty
I keep all my cash in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Is that why you when you walk you leave money on the ground?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:33, archived)
# I'm not in it for the money,
I'm just too cheap to buy leather bondage gear so I'm patching together stolen wallets and handbags.

*thinks about it*

*snarfs leather trousers too*
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:35, archived)
# I recognise a similar clock
Attatched to sponge dynamite as well. I recoloured it.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us It's in there somewhere.

Note: I'll have three clocks please.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)
# He looks extremely
gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Indeed.
Not sure which movie he's from though.

I searched for "business man" and he came up.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 12:09, archived)