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# Does anybody (under the age of eighty)
actually have a biscuit jar?

And if not why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 12:42, archived)
# actually, probably not.
I don't really need one though - i get biscuits, i eat them. Then i pay for them and leave the shop.
Imagine getting them home and havingthem just sitting there!
Madness i tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 12:44, archived)
# We've got a huge one
that says "Biscuits" on it, in case there as any doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 12:45, archived)
# you should keep your life savings in it
burglars would never look there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 12:47, archived)
# my biscuits
are worth more than my life savings
therefore my brain just spazzed for five mins
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 12:52, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 12:49, archived)
# got any biscuits in?
/considers whether hunt you down and raid it
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 12:50, archived)
# We have a biscuit tin,
but we aspire to owning a biscuit jar.
(tomsk, Thu 14 Oct 2004, 13:14, archived)
# We have many tins
filling the entire bottom half of the cupboard.

Some contain biscuits, some contain tea, and some (just to be confusing) contain nothing at all.

It's a bit of a lottery what you're going to get, 'cos every time I open the cupboard, everything seems to be in a different tin.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 22:40, archived)
# We have two
Which are full. And many, many boxes hidden in various places around the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 13:00, archived)
# I have one.
In my room. It has 2 (two) packets of buscuits in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 1:22, archived)
# ahh, i wish I had a biscuit jar
my packet of chocolate hob-nobs split in half the other day, resulting in a liberal sprinkling of hob-nobs around the kitchen. I had to wrap them in an ASDA bag I salvaged from the bin to stop them getting stale. Now if I had a biscuit tin... (sniff)
(donksta, Tue 19 Oct 2004, 11:55, archived)