why is it
that pipes make someone look smarter than they really are? I think I need to pick up smoking a pipe.
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Allanon,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:22,
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The fez
tartan dog-cardie and glasses help here.
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bigdave,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:30,
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someone
should knit him a cardie!
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monkeymanblue mathematically safe,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:19,
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and in his little
lodge i bet he has a pair of tartan slippers
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DontHaveAClue,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:21,
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Yep!
And then he should sit in a rocking chair with slippers made of camel wool
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Kaiser,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:21,
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"young otters today
no respect"
he's great, he is
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spacefish bong!,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:22,
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I imagine him addressing a beaver:
I say old boy, you seem to have created a damn in my moat. Would you mind shifting it for me, there's a good chap. [aside] Idiot...
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:27,
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