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# Just finished 'Fast Food Nation'
does anyone have any ideas for aesthetically-pleasing and non-violent pranks that a person might be able to play on local fast-food outlets?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:06, archived)
# Release . . .
The cockroaches :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)
# along same lines
go to your local reptile shop, purchase 100 adult locust and 100 juvinile locust (sometimes called hoppers) and release in the fast food eatery.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:10, archived)
# i do like the sound of that
i just have to work out how to do it without getting arrested
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:17, archived)
# Wear a long coat . .
Have a bag full under it . . . walk in . . release the bag (in a place where people can't see, one of the booths seems ideal) . . walk out . . job done :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)
# good book
especially the bit about the abatoir,
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:09, archived)
# Yeah
Go along with a friend in tow, pretend you don't know each other.

"Friend" takes a couple of (carefully-counted) handfuls of straws and openly (loudly) drops them on the floor.

You, standing behind him all this time, immediately look at the floor and exclaim "Twenty three!".

Your "friend" starts counting and exclaims, louder "There *are* twenty-three straws here! Wow that's amazing, Bruce etc. etc."

Try and get free stuff from anyone, staff, eaters, whoever for your amazing talent.
(I helped save b3ta! dr goodthrust, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:13, archived)
# ooh
www.cockeyed.com/pranks/pie/pie.html

this is quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)
# buy a burger
mash it up and spread it over the toilet floor. Then make very loud "being sick" sounds. And leave when the next person comes into the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)
# when
I used to work at BurgerKing (many many moons ago, I hasten to add), my mate mistook mayonnaise for Milkshake mix. We had a few people complain about their chocolate and vanilla flavoured mayonnaise, but on the whole it seemed to go down quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Sick joke
Hot waterbottle filled with Chicken+Vegetable soup secreted down shirt.
Enter fast food establishment. Groan, clutch stomach (squeeze hot water bottle) "vomit" chicken soup over counter.

Yourself and friends may then take out spoons and proceed to eat vomit.
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:37, archived)
# Go up and order
A blank stare and a confused smile...
Satisfaction guaranteed!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:38, archived)
# Go to Macdonalds,
eat a burger and then go ask if you can see the chef so you can compliment him.
Or ask to see the wine list.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)