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# I just can't do it
I can't I can't I can't
If you heard my voice it just wouldn't work. I sound so silly if I even try so can I be the posh bint for the day?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# I fear that I cannot
speak it thus,
methinks that a shakspearean tone would suit,
pray good lady, what doth thoust think.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# I think I shall obstain
from todays activities and completely emerse myself in thinking about my new boyf....


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# The good Munkton
hath stole away your heart,
as a dove doth steal the millet.
Your heart is like an emtpy glass,
with his love, he doth fill it.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)
# you are a fine minstrel sirrah
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# this bloke will
need paying soon for the prose he keeps comming out with. May be you should go for the job as poet Lauriate. (someone check my spelling again please)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)
# close enough
it's laureate
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:05, archived)
# word.
.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:50, archived)
# A word can mean a hundred things
have numerous shades and tones,
it describes life and death in measures,
and tells of flesh and bones.

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Surely that's
*breaks a beat*
Mothafucka Munkton
Done stole your heart
Like a muthfuckin' dove steals millet!
Bitch muthafucka's like an empty crack pipe
But his muthafuckin' Uzi's gonna fill it!

*Strikes a pose: does that arthritic finger thing*
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)
# buff tish
b'buff buff tish.
I can do the beat!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:06, archived)
# nobody knows, so it's okay.
Really. Try it, it's fun.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Doesnt stop westwood
.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# That proves my point
He chooses to be a first class prick and I choose not to be.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:42, archived)
# a fine point
and well put
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha
*snort*
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:47, archived)
# I'm not getting involved
in this Westwood nonsense.
I barely know who he is. And I'm glad. Humpf!!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:48, archived)