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# He was teh fluffiest leader . . .

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Chairman...
...Miaow
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Is that
Meow Chow ?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# or maybe
ken hom?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# MEW!
what a guy
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
that's good that one

woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:41, archived)
# See!
You should've kept the barrel! You could have been basking in this endless glory . . .

*checks front page

Bah!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# it needs to be 280 width
for the fp

better luck next time :¬)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Is that the only reason . . . ?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:46, archived)
# well
it is up to the magic donkey*, but that is one reason.

I always make everything 280px wide, just on the off chance

*edit:wrong - it isn't up to him
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:48, archived)
# magic donkey?
tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:49, archived)
# ah yes
a quick edit is in order I think
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Yes
Well, apart from the conspiracy against me*... don't know whether that would apply to you.

*OK, I'm just shit
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:48, archived)
# possibly
resize it using the old width & height code.
I personally think it's worthy.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:48, archived)
# eh?
What? how?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:53, archived)
# after your alt text bit
write width="280" in the img tag
but check it first because it sometimes makes them look rubbish
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:54, archived)
# ta
I'll try . . .

EDIT: Did it work?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:55, archived)
# yep
I do believe it did
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:58, archived)
# *faints
I'm on the front page . . . I daredn't look . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:00, archived)
# sorry
I thought you were on about changing the width.
That worked but it isn't on the fp
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:01, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:03, archived)
# I feel so guilty
but I can't stop laughing
:¬)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Ahem!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Haha !
Superb !
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)
# David Baddiel
called his cat that
WOO!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
# *Pretends to be David Baddiel, standing on doorstep late at night

That! That! Time to come in now!

That!!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:44, archived)
# *spangs with David Baddiel's cat*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:49, archived)
# ah! there you are!
here's yer sausage and tomato roll:
1 sausage and tomato roll.

I had a sausage, bacon and fried egg roll and 3 cups to delicious strong tea.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:45, archived)
# ta!
I thought you'd forgot
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Fab
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
# hahahaha
braw!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)
# I happen to know for a fact that Chairman Meow was a cunt*








*This may be a conspiracy theory
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Cat Fact
Mao is Chinese for Cat
(I have a Chinese Wife)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Oooh!
*retains fact for later use
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:54, archived)
# *retains wife for future use*
my wife now Dave
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Ace.
w/y/h

I reckon you're Peking too soon though.


....sorry.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Bah!
Trust you to find a chink in my armour . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:09, archived)