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babel?

never heard of it..

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(radja, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:52, archived)

.....

Que?

(Jenovaschild, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:54, archived)

Eh?

In china, the middle east and japan the movies always use subtitles.

(Azzek!, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:54, archived)

nah

they have this really cool trick where they talk english but their lips dont match. which is why you never see any deaf chinese people: lipreading does not exist..

(radja, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)

American Movies

Everyone Speaks English - even aliens.
Simpsons quote "Actually I am speaking Rigellian, which by a strange coincidence sounds exactly like english . . ."

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)

hahahaha

but surely scottish people speak english in american movies too? why are they 'other'?

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Mousing, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 16:00, archived)

americans

cant understand them, so it's not english.

(radja, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 16:05, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooooo

i see. that's rather clever.
have a woo
/stupid

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Mousing, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 16:07, archived)

I only have a problem

speaking to Americans, every other nationality understands my English.

The standard American reponse is to nod and agree when they don't understand you. Other nationalities at least ask you to repeat what you said.

Americans = Stupid (not all of them though)

(FortyFour, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 16:38, archived)

Haha

so true ;)

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:55, archived)

Ochawayanbileyerheed!

:¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:55, archived)

only

on the outer hebridees?

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 15:56, archived)

jings crivvens!

help m'boab! that's a michty post, laddie!

(trumpet, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)