b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 40728 (Thread)

# yup!
(as far as i can tell).
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 14:54, archived)
# I notice that they left out
Arsehole!
(raz, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:10, archived)
# and
bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:14, archived)
# and...
Dirty Sanchez... or is that an International word?
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:16, archived)
# or
CUNTOX, my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:21, archived)
# suprises me though,
that the americans wouldn't know about the word 'cheers', even though the fuckers made a 72 year running sit-com about the word.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Yes, but strangely Americans patronise each other...
...even more than we patronise them.

Whose fucking language is it anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:34, archived)
# theirs, according to
Bill Gates..
every form you fill..
'language?....English/american
English/Swahili
English/Australian
English/South African.
nnnnnnnn.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:39, archived)
# "Toast Rack"
...apparently "a device for holding pieces of toasted bread upright, to keep them crispy."

This raises two questions:

1 - don't Americans have toast racks? I'm sure I've seen them in US hotels.

2 - how fucking thick are they? "toast" + "rack"... how hard is it to work that one out???
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Do you leave your toast sit around
for awhile before eating it? I always use the toaster and then just eat it. I guess I understand though. If you get busy and your toast lays flat, the bottom gets soggy.
(raz, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:52, archived)
# I'm with you...
in fact the only places I ever see toast racks are in hotels... presumably because they do leave it around a while before you get it.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Toast Rack?
Actually, here in the states we have toasters, which I believe would be the equivalent to your toast rack, and then we have the toaster oven, which is good for toasting bread and heating up tv dinners. It's like a mini-oven and it's about as big as a microwave. If you were to just speak of a toast rack, I would think you would be talking about one of those two.

By the way, not all Americans are "fucking thick". Some of us, in fact, can be quite intellegent when we want to be.
(Ecco, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 21:42, archived)
# except when spelling
intelligent
(nicstar, Wed 27 Mar 2002, 3:58, archived)
# a toaster is not the same as a toast rack
you take the toast out of the toaster and place it into the rack until it is required for consumption, my dear sir.
(crazymum, Wed 27 Mar 2002, 4:21, archived)
# Hey now...
It's not nice to bash Americans (uhh - not that I'm one of them). My mother-in-law is British and I always got a good laugh hearing her yell "Bugger off" at the dog when they were eating dinner.
(raz, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:46, archived)
# it's nice to bash anyone
especially bishops.
it isn't a dig, it's a laugh at the lighter side of misunderstood language.
I dunno, yanks don't seem to understand irony.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:51, archived)
# Irony?
I know-I was just being facetious! Bash away folks.
(raz, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 15:55, archived)
# Dirty sanchez
Is definetely international. Especially if you live near Mexico.
(Ecco, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 21:33, archived)
# Here's an American English quiz for ya!
(Regional stuff, so not all Americans us these terms) Link
(raz, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 16:00, archived)
# wtf...?
Is that for an American or Brit to take? I've lived in both places and still didn't get any...
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 16:07, archived)
# this place is awfully britty
I sure like b3ta, even though I'm new here. but I'm american. Am I allowed to be here, or do I have to "bugger" off now? I do live in europe. do I get bonus points for that? darn.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 18:28, archived)
# Love is all around
b3ta, and b3tans like me, love everyone.
even americans who live in europe.
love the web. love humanity. love eating kittens.
that's my motto.
drunk is good too.
though it probably won't be in the morning.
(these long posts probably don't help the bandwidth problem either.) sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Mar 2002, 18:37, archived)
# Hey wow...
how could you tell I was drunk? eerie.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 26 Mar 2002, 19:06, archived)
# drunk know drunk
take my word for it
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Mar 2002, 19:11, archived)