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# The only vaguely useful and decentish present i got
was a set of whiteboard markers (how sad is that?) because I could put them to good use.
Only they don't wipe off.
You cant even scrape it off with a knife.

update: AHAHAHAHA! The green pen in the set, which stopped working after 2 lines of use, actually does a better job of cleaning the marks off than the bloody 'white board eraser' spray that came with it!
update2: the green pen has started working again now, and it's just aas bad as the others. watermelon.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Lighter fluid might shift it.
and if not, you can set fire to the whiteboard. Last year i got a big coat hanger type thing that you can put 4 pairs of pants on. That has to be the most un-used present i have ever received.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Hehe, sounds useful by this years standards
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:50, archived)
# hair spray
will remove anything.
(ProduceMonkey, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:02, archived)
# I've tried watermeloning oven cleaner, and heavy duty stuff you're only meant to handle whilst wearing goggles and gloves.
no luck yet.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Needs to be something solvent based to shift it
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:04, archived)
# super glue?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:05, archived)
# sod it
i'll just throw the desk the whiteboard is attached to away.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Meat?








[chemistry never floated my boat at school. does it show?]
(ProduceMonkey, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:06, archived)
# LIQUID NITROGEN.
(1, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Well - at least you got some presents.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:50, archived)
# i got drunk
a least i got something°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:52, archived)
# I got a toilet bag
and drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:53, archived)
# I didnt even get drunk.
This year is doing everything it can to finish me off and make me feel like the most pathetic human imaginable, before it gives way to the new one.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:55, archived)
# the best bit of the day (so far)
has been doing last night's washing up.
(ProduceMonkey, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:03, archived)
# I've just receive a big plate of mince pies
and underneath it was a watermeloning humungous cheque!

(the cheque is all greasy, tsk, the narna)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
i got pornographic origami
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:40, archived)