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# The Kournikova twins

new balls please!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# eh
her tits are a bit small of all the fuss there is about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# i can tell
you're not a lesbian
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 18:57, archived)
# well obviously she's very pretty
but her boobs just aren't very big. And boobs are important.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 18:58, archived)
# not THAT important
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Twice as important as, say, the spleen
After all, there are two of them.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:01, archived)
# pff
if they weren't important at all then men (and/or lesbians) wouldn't pay so much attention to them!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:05, archived)
# football isn't very important
and look at how much attention people pay to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:09, archived)
# boobs are so not important
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4181900
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:06, archived)
# your generalizing does not make it fact

large breasts look horrible when a woman reaches her late thirties to mid-forties onwards. Smaller in size and firm from the start (like the example above) make for a much better looking woman later in life.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:11, archived)
# well obviously ridiculously large ones aren't great
but Anna's are tiny, which isn't great either. I just think she's overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:15, archived)
# 36C is not tiny. It's damn near perfect.

I think your research is flawed.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:16, archived)
# she's not a 36C
anyone can see that.

edit: and you can't argue with me there. I know bra sizes better than you do I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:17, archived)
# sorry, 34C or B


either way, they'll look good for a long time to come
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:22, archived)
# definitely not a C
the number is how large your actual chest is, the bit under the boobs, the letter is the cup size. The number doesn't actually have to do with how big your boobs are. She's not a C, and if she is she's wearing very very abnormal bras.

edit: and why are you so defensive about this? It's not like she is or ever will be anyone you know or care about.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:23, archived)
# well, not tiny in those pics, but they aren't a C
don't get into an argument about boobs with a girl. I *have* them, I know a lot more about them and bras than you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Then don't make blanket statements
and perpetuate the myth that bigger is better.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:32, archived)
# why is this so important to you?
people make blanket statements all the time on here but you choose to pick on me.

are you a flat chested girl or something? if so, sorry for offending you, I'm sure you're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:34, archived)
# i'd say relatively small.
but that is preferable.

unlike...
(schnurricane, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:33, archived)
# pff
you love my boobs :P
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:35, archived)
# i love all boobs.
(schnurricane, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:37, archived)
# because
www.b3ta.com/board/4181877

They are so not tiny, you're just bashing her because she is popular and rather attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:30, archived)
# I'm not bashing her
I said I didn't think she was worth all the fuss and doesn't have an impressive rack.


You just seem to hate me for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:32, archived)
# Youve seen one,
youve seen em both.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:03, archived)
# true that!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:04, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Having them is important
But bigger isn't always better. Jordan, for example, mings like fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:21, archived)
# yess
well massive fake ones are mingning obviously :P
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:21, archived)
# Then enlarge them
and compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 18:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 18:59, archived)
# oops!
top shoppage, though :P
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 18:59, archived)
# what munters*


*I am Blind
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 18:56, archived)
#
who's hand is that on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:03, archived)
# her twin sisters :P
look closer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Nah
that's a blokes hand. I reckon that hand's been grouting.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:05, archived)
# ok because I didn't shop that hand then you must be right!



plus her twin grouts walls for a living
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Spent last night with them,
built the moon,
discovered gravity,
invented chairs,
have a stinking cold,
found a cure for AIDS*


*only one of these statements is true - can you guess which?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:04, archived)
# discovered gravity,
you fell over drunk again!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:05, archived)
# I think you built the moon
am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:06, archived)
# is it
the chairs thingy?
(Drunkendragon, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:06, archived)
# yes,
up until I invented the "chair" in the late '70s, people stood, rather than sat at the dining table.

And they said it would never catch on - mwahahahaha..
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:09, archived)
# I win :D
AICMFP!!
(Drunkendragon, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:24, archived)
# It's
on its way to you by ant post
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:32, archived)
# I've just spluffed
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:15, archived)
# well, you took your time


:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:15, archived)
# hehehe
I've only just looked in from the other board
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 19:17, archived)