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[challenge entry] summat in my eye...

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(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# that's
rather wooful.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Yes, yes it is! Woo!
It is so woo infact, I am going to teach you how to make girls who think they are ugly and fat feel better about themselves.


[12:47:36] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: mega drive sonic RULES it
[12:47:45] Mrs HaYWiRe: i think not
[12:48:10] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: you think a lot of things
[12:48:14] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: well, no wait...
[12:48:18] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: you DONT think a lot of things.
[12:48:28] Mrs HaYWiRe: whats that supposed 2man
[12:48:41] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: you're a dumbass :P
[12:48:44] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: an air-head :P
[12:48:58] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: you have no concept of enjoyment or understanding of the real world
[12:49:03] Mrs HaYWiRe: thats what [aul was sayin dis morn
[12:49:14] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: cos it's true :P
[12:49:21] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: you didnt even understand the picture I sent :|
[12:49:41] Mrs HaYWiRe: i did i was jus doin my make up at the same time
[12:49:48] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: :/
[12:50:05] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: you're much like an american and only understand things that are laid out to you flat on a plate.
[12:50:56] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: :)
[12:51:03] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: I'd still fuck you though
[12:51:10] Mrs HaYWiRe: whatever
[12:53:39] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: I would. I'd fuck you hard. Hard till you scream.
[12:54:03] Mrs HaYWiRe: do i care?
[12:54:07] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: yes ;)
[12:54:08] Mrs HaYWiRe: not rally!
[12:54:10] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: why?
[12:54:14] Mrs HaYWiRe: really even
[12:54:24] Mrs HaYWiRe: cuz im pissed off with all men
[12:54:32] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: i'm only playing with you, :P
[12:54:49] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: I dont think you're a dumbass at all
[12:54:55] Mrs HaYWiRe: well surprisingly i dont like bein called thick
[12:55:00] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: I think you're smart, smart and cute :)
[12:55:12] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: If you weren't smart you wouldnt be at Uni.
[12:55:28] Mrs HaYWiRe: im in the midfdle of an agruement with paul bout the same topic
[12:55:32] Mrs HaYWiRe: im not at uni
[12:55:35] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: oh :P
[12:55:48] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: if you weren't smart you wouldnt... be... at home?
[12:55:49] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: :|
[12:56:14] Mrs HaYWiRe: i kno im thick i jus like ppl tellin me this it gets me down
[12:56:22] Mrs HaYWiRe: its the ame with my weight
[12:56:27] Mrs HaYWiRe: n size
[12:56:32] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: you're not fat :/
[12:56:34] Mrs HaYWiRe: n looks
[12:57:02] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: you're hot! ;D
[12:57:08] Mrs HaYWiRe: im not
[12:57:19] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: I wouldnt fuck just anyone hard t'il they screamed, i'll have you know.
[12:57:50] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: If you're good enough for me to finger, suck, lick and fuck then you're good enough for anyone :)
[12:57:53] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: Trust me on this ;)
[12:58:14] Mrs HaYWiRe: but uv onli seen pics o me
[12:58:27] Mrs HaYWiRe: im really ugly in reality
[12:58:34] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: you're not
[12:58:45] Mrs HaYWiRe: how do u know?
[12:58:52] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: cos I've seen pics.
[12:59:09] Mrs HaYWiRe: [12:58] Mrs HaYWiRe: but uv onli seen pics o me
[12:58] Mrs HaYWiRe: im really ugly in realit
[12:59:17] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: no you're not
[12:59:31] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: cos otherwise paul wouldnt finger, suck, lick and fuck you :|
[13:00:42] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: am I right? you bet i'm right!
[13:01:23] Mrs HaYWiRe: id like to think ur right
[13:01:38] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: god damnit, i'm so right, it's not even funny.
[13:01:46] Mrs HaYWiRe: whatever
[13:02:02] Mrs HaYWiRe: i kno what i am and that is
[13:02:03] Mrs HaYWiRe: fat
[13:02:06] Mrs HaYWiRe: ugly
[13:02:11] Mrs HaYWiRe: overweight
[13:02:15] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: heracy! HERACY!!
[13:02:16] Mrs HaYWiRe: thick
[13:02:16] Mrs HaYWiRe: airhead
[13:02:26] Mrs HaYWiRe: what?
[13:02:34] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: :P it's all lies
[13:02:43] Mrs HaYWiRe: sure!
[13:02:43] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: every girl says the same thing, they are all gay for saying it.
[13:02:59] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: I used to know a girl who was size 8 who used to think she was fat.
[13:03:06] Mrs HaYWiRe: so the world is full of lesbians
[13:03:07] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: Size 8 and she's like "omg i'm so fat :'("
[13:03:26] Mrs HaYWiRe: i want to be a size 8
[13:03:37] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: every girl who says they're fat unless they are FFFFATTTT should be slapped, and then i'd fuck them.
[13:04:31] Mrs HaYWiRe: but i am fat and dumb and ugly
[13:04:45] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: you are not fat, not dumb and not ugly.
[13:05:01] Mrs HaYWiRe: u said im dumb yourself
[13:05:06] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: I was playing :D
[13:05:13] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: I like to tease you cos you're easy to tease.
[13:05:32] Mrs HaYWiRe: yeah well u av an arguement with ur bf bout the same thing on tmhe same day it sorta gets to you
[13:05:35] Zyk0tiK™ | Z: which is another thing i'd do before I fuck you, I'd tease you till you cant take anymore and need some of the fast, hard stuff.
[13:05:43] Mrs HaYWiRe: im going
[13:05:45] Mrs HaYWiRe: bye

The charm of zyk works again ;)

edit: Yes I know, it's very long, and very weird, but that is the point of it :D

I was trying to freak her out :P By first insulting her, and then saying i'd fuck her :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
#
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:25, archived)
#


what on earth is this?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:26, archived)
# dull
deadly dull
and I said mabel I said
and she said yes george
and i SAID
repeat 60 times
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Firrrrreeeeeeak!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
#
you sir, are smoother than a babies arse! I'm suprised she hasn't gone down on you yet!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Have you seen the film Napoleon Dynamite?
Obviously not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
#
that film is the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:31, archived)
# It surely is. At first I thought "what the fuck is this"
Then I couldn't stop laughing! And it didn't even have any jokes as such. Or story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
#
That is exactly how it was for me
Once you get past the WTF? aspect it so bloody funny, and the soundtrack is good to!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Yes. I think it was an MTV film actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# yep
it was
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:48, archived)
# that's no moon!
it's a galaxy
Get off my hat!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Was your Father a thief?








Cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# I want to sleep with you
RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
#
it knocks em bandy everytime!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Looks painfull...
...I'd see a doctor before it goes bad
(je suis tres francais, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Get yourself checked for cataracts
your cornea looks a bit milky.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)