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# Tragic pea roast...
From the weekend. Anyone know who made the original spreadsheet? As some bloke is a good credit to give.

www.crabdancing.co.uk/BR.html

(The TPOL, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# haha!
Oh! lunchtime! what is everyone lunching on today?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)
# sandwiches! ... err just for a boring change
*gets depressed*
*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:48, archived)
# what kind of sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Tuna Mayonaise salad, I'm afraid . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:48, archived)
# I had a tuna sandwich a couple of weeks ago,
and it had a flat crunchy bit of bone in. I can only assume it was a bit of skull or spine.

It was John-fucking-West tuna too.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Most likely dolphin spine.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# THat sounds ok
so long as you have some bread you can make sandwiches out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# I just had a bowl of Country Crisp.
I hate the curly nut things in it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# pubic hairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Arf.
Yes. Yes, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# For lunch?
how queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Over-priced
'cram as much as you can into the box' serve yourself salad
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# THey're quite good
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# frittata
seafood
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# ahh fish supper
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# not really
its like an ommlette for fat people
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# with chips?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# 3 tablespoons of ambition, three times a day
well, actually, a coffee and gonna have a sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# A good sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Lentil
and lamb curry with narn breed :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# .. from Narnia?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Hmmmm,
the best sounding luch so far
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# I had a double cheese burger with bacon and sausage
from a burger van down the street. mmmm the grease...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# for 32K you should be able to afford something a bit more poesh
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Hey, hey, 32k.
What does that get you today?

er, lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# and a nice cuppa Rosie Lea
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# I was actually thinking of lyrics to that the other day for me ;)
What I got was

Hey Hey 32k, What will that get you today?
A hardcore Jacket, made of leather.
It's Ben Sherman, can't get better.

At this point I ran out of ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# I thought that you'd probably be stuffing your
32k face with lobster and caviar.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Noooo...
I only like the greasy stuff from a mangled filthy bastard of a burger van.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I only just discovered that there's a burger van
just a 5 minute wlak from my work, I may sample it's goods the morn.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# More beer
/11 hour drinking binge for Australia Day
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Sound clean and crisp!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Too much is never enough!
Brewed by monkeys, with monkeys, for monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# cheese, cucumber and coleslaw sandwiches
Smokey bacon crisps,
Homemade ginger cake,
Maltesers,
Maybe an orange,
water
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# mmm a diet fit for a vegetarian king
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# bloody hell, it is too
hmm, best go take a bite out of an animal
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Kill it first,
then walk away after only taking a bite, to prove to us that you aren't a vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# hmmm
sounds good apart from the cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# hmm
blue stilton, camembert, black sausage, ryvita,
cream crackers & hummous. Airwaves for desert
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# ooooh! nice!
I have stilton, bierwurst, coleslaw, pickle, mustard, tomato and lettuce club sandwiches and a litre of IRN BRU.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# a litre!?
you crazy crazy monkey!

EDIT: And is bierwurst 'Beer Sausage'? If so, I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# I don't think there's beer in it
garlic and mustard seeds though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# sounds good
the iron bru should get that sausage working nicely. office revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# olive and feta pasta salad
lubricated with mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# oh no!
I don't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# it's only on recommendation from some hippy headteachers newsletter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Woo
That was fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# That sah, made me chuckle.
I did love it so. And love it with all my soundless school computerness.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Found it
www.b3ta.com/board/3795588
(cherias, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)