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[challenge entry] The Hovis Conspiricy
hooge BMP Duck image

Mod Edit: please don't post BMPs - they are huge and take forever to load. Use JPG or GIF.

From the Photoshop Ducks challenge. See all 515 entries (closed)

(biddle, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Hello, and welcome
...but, that image is WAY TOO BIG!


Try reading the FAQ and then convert it into a JPEG (not a BMP, as they are massive!)

Edit: Now it has finally loaded - Nice idea. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:29, archived)
# *cough cough*

Stolen my ideas

*cough cough*

my version
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:38, archived)
# what do donkey gums look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:39, archived)
# like this:

EEEEEOOOAAAR! *scrub scrub* pati pati pati

Synthesizer Patel.

I've got no idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:43, archived)
# *RUNS LIKE FUCK*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:46, archived)
# His
is better ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:41, archived)
# :(
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Arf!
You cry like a girl!

Only kiddin', Chinstrap is king of all of teh bad ducks :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:51, archived)
# ...
Thanks! But it's true. I do cry like a girl. :(

Oh well, I've got a very sick Chinstrap for today! my sickest yet! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:52, archived)
# *salivates with anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Yeah, I remember that one
...there are quite a few "repeat ideas" this compo. I'm wondering how many "peaking duck" variants there have been...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Heh

Yeah, just as long as I don't see any with the lines of "Take my plum sauce BITCH!" I'll be happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:45, archived)
# aww... shite.
*closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:46, archived)
# ah!
*law suit filed*

*takes law suit out of file*

*puts on law suit*

*looks cool*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:48, archived)
# natty!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 11:14, archived)
# See it
I cannot.

Aargh teh BMP!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:30, archived)
# CHRIST WITH THE SIZE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:30, archived)
# Sorry guys
i just a newbie
(biddle, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 14:26, archived)
# argh!!!
my connection......... it hurts

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:31, archived)
# I can't see
it :¬(

I'll have a look when the smoke stops coming out of my modem.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:31, archived)
#
Jeapers. 750K, turn it into a jpg. Bitmaps suck moleste scaleness!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:31, archived)
# yep, save it as a JPG for photo-type pictures, and GIF for cartoony pictures or animations
BMP files are too moleste and will most certainly earn a smacked wrist!

Paint will save JPG, as will that crappy little image program that comes with MS Office
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:32, archived)
# hello and welcome and woo to the pic'.
you may want to link that or try and save it as something other that a .bmp file. The file size is ALL TEH TOO BIG and you're going to be blocking up people's pipes, which is never a good thing.

Pull up a leave you'll never kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:33, archived)
# 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:38, archived)
# FFS
I've just logged on, picked up my mail (not much there) and opened this page and I've already downloaded over 6mb of stuff!

This is getting bloody ridiculous. This pictures is too 'king big for the board and there are others on this page that are also too 'king big.

*watches as her montly bandwidth allowance goes down the drain due to cranberry people who don't read the watermeloning FAQ*

/rant

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:36, archived)
# come on! refluff instead of chasing new users away!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:37, archived)
# I'm fluffy so sod off
Great Jam choon! Done any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:40, archived)
# nah I went to bed after that one... might do some tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Into the Valley
by The Skids?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:45, archived)
# dunno!
I could put a request list up or sommat
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:48, archived)
# ooh another idea
Do ya think I'm sexy by Rod Stewart (or Revolting Cocks)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:51, archived)
# no cocks ;)
come to the BBS (details in profile) and post something on the Suggestions board

.. if you`re 1337 enough to figure out how to use it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:53, archived)
# I've used a BBS before
back in 1996 :/

edit: But you're right, I'm not l337 enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:55, archived)
# well then you have no excuses!

edit: gotta go to an all-day meeting now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:56, archived)
# 'Ning, and "Calm Down Dear!"
It's tooseday. You know what to expect! ;)

(And also a big hello and welcome to biddle and his amazingly outsized bmp!)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:40, archived)
# 'ey up chucky egg
'ow do?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Ay, nowt 's bad, me auld bishy-barny-bee!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:42, archived)
# good, pleased to hear it
you up to much today, or will you be here?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Mmm, trying to ignore hateful w*rk as much as possible....
Although I figure I have to set aside about 2 hours-or-so today trying to identify different species of duck (and the occasional misplaced swan/goose/zebra).
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:54, archived)
# I know, *sigh*
I wish there were some kind of "big file blocker" on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:43, archived)
# do you have fire fox?
you can block all image downloads and then choose to load the ones you want... if you install the correct extension.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:46, archived)
# Er, 'ning, Ms. Pot!
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:40, archived)
# It's Ok Wibbles
I'm cool, honest :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Phew!
*brings Ms. Pot a nice cup o' hot, sweet tea...and a hobnob :¬) *
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:42, archived)
# yay hobnob!
May I have a cuppa tea with no sugar please?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Oh FFS,
you try to do something nice for them, but "oh no, you done that wrong".....

*trapses back to kitchen*

...mumble, grumble, mumble....


EDIT: One cup of tea, no sugar, your maaaaaaaajesty ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:47, archived)
# you are Zyk0tiK AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:49, archived)
#
Nope, there's no ITS FUCKING LOW POLY for a game!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:53, archived)
# aww thanks Mr Would
just leave the mess in the kitchen, no need to clean up after all, that's what us laydeez are here for.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:52, archived)
# ning prettyness
you want a shoulder rub, you seem a little tense.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:40, archived)
# I'm not a tepee and a wigwam
'ning! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:41, archived)
# *groan*
that's dreadful. I would expect better from you Pot.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:44, archived)
# *hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:53, archived)
#
'ning pot, good mood I see
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:40, archived)
# *nods*
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 10:42, archived)