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[challenge entry] We will never know
... the true extent of the evilness of ducks.

More evidence is being revealed daily.



Oh hello - I'm new, by the way. (A tenner to the first person who says, "Hello New, I'm...")

~Waves~

From the Photoshop Ducks challenge. See all 516 entries (closed)

(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:07, archived)
# not just ducks, congrats on that, v. good - and WELCOME
have a kinda related retoast...
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Who do you think you're kidding . . .
/ducks

(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:10, archived)
# /ducks! DUCKS Arf!
conts. "Mr Hitler, if you think we want a Bun"
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:11, archived)
# 'Don't tell him, Drake!'

(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:16, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Mr Hitler/Eddie Izzard (not the same person)
Ooh, Eddie Izzard does a fantastic sketch about "Mr Hitler makes exceedingly good cakes" which is not only hillarious but also relevent for my second ever post so as not to make me look too much like one of those idiotic/incompetent/ignorant noobies below.

(Does the word "noobie" make anyone else want to replace it with "nudie"?)
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:16, archived)
# depends . . .
are you a girlie?

(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Depends...
do you want me to be one for you?
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:20, archived)
# no, Ben

(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Darn it
*Puts frilly dress away*
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:26, archived)
# *gets out sewing kit*
*darns Ben's frock*
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:30, archived)
# hello new
I'm....

AICMTP
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Ohh...
... did I say "tenner"? I meant "one used cotton bud".

Ahh, cotton buds, eh? "Don't insert them into your ear" they say, but everyone does.


Right? Just me?
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:19, archived)
# I've been using
a small Phillips screwdriver, which kind of does the job but hurts :/
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:21, archived)
# "Hello New, I'm..."
/edit: cock badgers, not even second
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:09, archived)
# That duck seems to be in a load of this weeks pictures
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Coo!
I wonder why?

/sarcastic!

(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:14, archived)
# *waves back*
*drowns*
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Shit
First hour on the message board and I'm already responsible for someone's death. What's everyone else's record? Was Flowerpot (not Twig) anyone important anyway? ;¬)
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)
# *Sob
He/She was my friend . . . I'm just not sure which one . . .

(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)
# twig is
Flowerpot wasn't really
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Flowerpot is very very important
whereas Twig is just impotent
although not from what I've been hearing
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Nice
stuff
(, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:18, archived)
# urk
(, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 20:15, archived)