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[challenge entry] The Hovis Conspiricy
Slow-loading BMP from hell.

From the Photoshop Ducks challenge. See all 515 entries (closed)

(biddle, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:26, archived)
# déja vu?
same filesize too
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:27, archived)
# is this hosted on a mobile phone or is it moleste?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:30, archived)
# i love you
(kebab, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:28, archived)
# yay! aces!
it's a bit too big though. try saving it as a jpeg next time!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:29, archived)
# see, see!
this is how you do it... not with the nastiness
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:35, archived)
# how many times though?
www.b3ta.com/board/4215999
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:40, archived)
# well given that some people who seemed annoying and trollish at first are now amongst the most prolific and best known b3tans
i'd say more than 2
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:42, archived)
# TOO TRUE
(biddle, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaah!
Teh BMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Ahh how sweet
a family of chavs feeding the ducks
(the_halo (biscuit expert), Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:29, archived)
# luckily my band is more than broad enough to cope
but others are not so lucky...
(Hazhar, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:30, archived)
# PLEASE
READ THE BLOODY FAQ
When people politely tell you not to use a BMP, and to get the size down, THAT is what they mean.
Reposting the same cak a few hours later isn't what we asked.

We aren't as nice the 2nd time round.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:30, archived)
# has anyone pointed them
here yet it seems rather more "to the point" than the whole faq when you're moaning about big files
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:32, archived)
# I think it was done this morning when he posted the same file
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:34, archived)
# There was plenty of help this morning
www.b3ta.com/board/4215008

I was the first to be nice. (and the FAQ has enough help to tell you how to optimise - it isn't rocket science).

Just ignoring everyone and reposing is plain stupid (there was at least 10 people pointing out his error). Nothing to do with being a newbie, more to be with being an arse who either can't read, or doesn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:38, archived)
# and *I* was nasty the first time round
but that doesn't mean I'm going to be nice this time.

FFS poster, what are you trying to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Welcome
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Yes!!, I got to say it
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:30, archived)
# IT
IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT


IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:32, archived)
# So..
BMP...check
Hooge filesize...check
Unnecessary repost...check

Must be Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:31, archived)
# you silly silly cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Blunt is good.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:36, archived)
# U R A




btw : welcome to b3ta :D
(v_Ln, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Some people are very cockin moody today arent they!
Soz for all the inconvenience ive caused and the anger i have arisen in some of you today, ive just started here. i think all you guys need to go out and pick some flowers or something. What about when you all started on here i bet you were all the twats of the board.

Thanks ladies
(biddle, Tue 1 Feb 2005, 14:13, archived)