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[challenge entry] Sounds better heard than read...

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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:24, archived)
# no! no! no!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Pffffft!
nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:28, archived)
# *repents*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:31, archived)
# there's an acute angina joke somewhere
but i am far too polite.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:31, archived)
# I thought this
was a bit more fluffy than the obvious (and old) acute angina one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:31, archived)
# so obvious...
...it's made it to greetings cards.

rendering it completely unfunny by default.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:34, archived)
# I occasionally see a funny greetings card
but most of them are far too obvious or very, very old jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:39, archived)
# Next it'll
be in crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:40, archived)
#
"I'm interested in the dry, rasping texture of your cranberry."
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:31, archived)
# ew
and indeed ew.

(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Arf!
Teh punnage! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:32, archived)
# WOO YAY!
(ha haha - hope she goes deaf then I can have her earing!)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Feb 2005, 15:32, archived)