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# i've asked this before but how do you stop eating custard creams?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:35, archived)
# By moving on to bourbons
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:36, archived)
# But how
do you get off the bourbons?
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:39, archived)
# by moving onto crack
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Which sort?
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# mouth amputation
is the only way
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)
# share them with friends
nothing else will work. You're condemned to eat the whole packet.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)
# It is unwise to do this
suddenly. Get a prescription from your GP to wean yourself off them - maybe two packets of Garibaldis a day.

EDIT - I love the fact that everyone has a plan for this one!!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)
# we all know from bitter experience
I started on the custard creams, but it was a slippery slope.
I thought I could take them, that I knew my limits.
But then, one day, a "friend" offered me a fig roll. And before long, fuig rolls led me towards gingersnaps, hobnobs, and even *shudder* McVitties Raspberry and white chocolate cookies. Oh, the shame...
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:41, archived)
# oh fucksocks
i've just realised that i have some chocolate hobnobs in the cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:44, archived)
# i've got some fucking jaffa cakes i my pocket
oh mummy, oh daddy, let's all play kabaddi
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Mmmm.
Raspberry and white choclate from Millies.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Finish the packet
.... and don't ever go near them again!
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:38, archived)
# cold turkey
takes the taste away
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:40, archived)
# imagine the middle is baby sick
(hamchicken&peas, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:42, archived)
# mmm, baby sick
*scoffs custard creams*
Damn, only custard flavour gunk.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:44, archived)
# i used the baby sick tactic
to stop eating milky bars

it works for loads of food stuffs
(hamchicken&peas, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:47, archived)
# hmm
I used it to stop eating babies...
(TSGarp, Fri 25 Feb 2005, 21:50, archived)