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# Eww
(Amer3tan, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:50, archived)
# : P
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:52, archived)
# That's given me
a semi
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:54, archived)
# I dont know if I want to fuck it or eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:08, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# i get it with corpses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# you too?
and here I felt so alone...
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:13, archived)
# I usually get it
with egg mayonaise sandwiches.

Hilarious fun at picnics if you put the sandwich back on the plate
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:14, archived)
# everyone else turns you down
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)
# It's party tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:53, archived)
# yeah, you know it
 
*dons special hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:56, archived)
# /prepares cake
shit no party hats
/steals Beatties christmas hat
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:03, archived)
# egads
that's me gone vegetarian then.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:06, archived)
# WELCOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:11, archived)
# No doubt it's popular with the ladies
(Azzek!, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:55, archived)
# It's like
Gene Simmons mutated with some undercooked slice of veal.

I don't know about you guys, but I find that a turn-on
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:59, archived)
# if it starts spitting up blood i'm gonna lose it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:01, archived)
# *finishes fwapping*
I already have.

Woah - three minutes! thats a new stamina record!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:03, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:04, archived)
# I like the splice of your mainbrace
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:07, archived)
# I like the nub of your gist
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:08, archived)
# I like the nib of your gust?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# GUSSET NIBBLER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:12, archived)
# that sounds hot
/fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:14, archived)
# oh, it is
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:17, archived)
# so whats the difference between a nibble, a nip, and a nipple?
cos my girlfriend complains that I keep getting them confused
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:20, archived)
# the first two
can be verbs or nouns.

the last is only a noun.

this should help.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:23, archived)
# BUTTOCK BITER!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:15, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:18, archived)