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# A parakeet and a sparrow meet

on a narrow street
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:29, archived)
# *slap*
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:30, archived)
# You're mean.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:31, archived)
# You're ugly,
but I don't keep banging on about it.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:35, archived)
# Heh.
You're just in denial because you can't have me
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# You weren't saying that before
when you were bending over for me.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)
# Those jeans were far too tight.
I felt like aged uncle Arly, but around the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# there's no excuse for that
you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:30, archived)
# nerioSed!
Chumped!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:35, archived)
# I WANT A NERYS HAT!
WHERE CAN I GET ONE?
AND I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME TO NERYS
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:35, archived)
# you need to be careful about that
doghorse may molesthes you
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)
# NERIOS MOLESTHES
BUT WHERE CAN I GET A BLOODY HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# hahaha
it's funny 'cause it's true
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:40, archived)
# hahaha!
double whammy!
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# HA HA
Yay! And they're STILL friends!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# What's the weather like?
sleet?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:31, archived)
# It's alreet
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:31, archived)
# OMG!
U R TEH L337
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:32, archived)
# Bah
Cheat.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# But can you feel the beat?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Hooray!
They're friends.

Edit: and they've given me an idea!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# will it be fluffy?
i bet it will be fluffy... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Heh
possibly...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:01, archived)
# Rraaaagh!
Cat attack!

/ drunken pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Rarrrgh!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Eeeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# Gosh!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:41, archived)
# Gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Zounds!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:43, archived)
# Cribbens!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:44, archived)
# Help m'boab!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# Blimeny!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# Sacre bleu!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# Zut alores!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:49, archived)
# Gott in himmel!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:51, archived)
# fuck!
/misses point
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:52, archived)
# Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# haha!
RAH!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# that's very sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)