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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:08, archived)
# i wouldnt eat
anything from his gurning face

even it was sweet sweet iced cream
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# Aw go on now you love the wee scamp
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Pffft
*gets tissue to wipe coffee from screen*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
have you been drinking that turpentine again?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:10, archived)
# i had to get turps taken off me when i threatened to drink it
i was rather drunk and had just tried joop and red wine vinegar
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# nice
that's what all beer in Blackpool tastes of
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:14, archived)
# if only
joop tasted as nice as it smells
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# hahaha
I think I'll take your word on it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:16, archived)
# i suppose i should really set off about nopw
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:21, archived)
# I'm just going to the bank, so I'll be in the
fenton in about 15 - 20 min
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:22, archived)
# i should make it down for about 4
first buses willing
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:23, archived)
# taking the bus?
don't worry, I'll wait :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:23, archived)
# i delightful smell your breath must have had.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:16, archived)
# *hic*
I'm not sure what it was. It tasted a bit like petrol...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:12, archived)
# breath on a match
see if it was!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Yay ice cream!
*scoffs*

Ooh I loved that film and the wonderful Sigur Ros music.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:11, archived)
# horray for 1 eyed icelandic homosexuals who play the guitar with violin bows!
(didn't like the film that much though, but that's probably because of an ignorant dislike of tom cruise (apart from magnolia: respect the cock) and camaron diaz's face)
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:23, archived)
# cool
(checkers, Fri 22 Apr 2005, 15:12, archived)