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[challenge entry] Whenever I go out I always come back with loads of change
Turns out my trousers were infested with Pocket Monkeys. Those blighters will do anything to hoarde shiny things.
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(Be gentle - first post)

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(Sir Ian Blair, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)
# hahaaa!
what a seamless ugly monkey
welcome to b3ta


edit: and you'll want something better than paint:
www.gimp.org/
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Seams?
I very much doubt that
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Woo!

I have a suggestion, if you're interested . . .

it's about using Paint . . . 'Cos I am teh Paint master!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Ooh Ooh Ooh
Tips on Paint from Dave the Hat! Yes please.
(Sir Ian Blair, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)
# mmmm learn his 5k1llz you will
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)
# OK
so you've copied and pasted your wee monkey figure and filled the background but 'cos it's a crappy JPEG it's left lots of crud that isn't easy to remove and you can't paste it without leaving it looking like bukkake-monkey!

The answer (well, I find it best) is not the crappy free hand draw tool but rather to set the background colour to something bold that doesn't appear in either the source pic or the pasting pic and then go around the outline with the paintburush tool, the advantage being that you have three undos if you go too far over the monkey. Then, when you paste, set the background colour the same on the source pic and BINGO!! Puff! Pant!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Thanks. Much appreciated
20,000 posts, here I come.
(Sir Ian Blair, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Or
You could just use photoshop and shave off tons of annoyance.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sat 30 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)
# what big pockets you have
all the better to pile change up in orderly piles with
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)
# 4 Images MSpaint and no talent
And you end up with coins the size of rich tea. Ah well
(Sir Ian Blair, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Don't worry...
Thats a good first post, besides, it is the idea that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)
# poem
There's a Monkey in my pocket.
He's stealing all my change.
His stare is blank and glassy.
I feel that he's deranged.
(ChinTheChinchilla, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Well I liked it!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 30 Apr 2005, 5:51, archived)